Have you clutched your beak so hard it has folded back ontae your cheek?
Have you clutched your beak so hard it has folded back ontae your cheek?Omg hens..... im clutching my beak so hard and trying not to pish maself... @Madonna your husband is a legend! This has made my week. No, my year! The fact we can clearly see it is maz and deek from so far away, is just hilarious. Mind, you couldn't miss that fat head could ya! Brilliant
The more I look, the funnier it gets. Why are they just stood squinting in the middle of McDonald's?View attachment 2100488
MARIO & DEEK SPOTTED IN THE WILD
Crying at this photo my partner just sent meBefore I even zoomed in I could spot the beak a mile off!! A bespoke meal at McDs for Paisley’s bespoke Oompa Loompas!
Matilda if you are reading this, SECURITY COMPROMISED
Well, I was too embarrassed to say but now you've mentioned itHave you clutched your beak so hard it has folded back ontae your cheek?
@menopausalmargrit hen, if youse budgeted (klarnaed) better youse cud buy coffee stashun and never leave your cosy space and jist stare at your cunt washings in the living room #soayeAye hen, meeting my Dad over there for a wee coffee and to get some messages.
He's an influencer noo, and waits tae be seated.The more I look, the funnier it gets. Why are they just stood squinting in the middle of McDonald's?
Not in a queue
Not at the counter
Just stood there... haha
Bet it was nothing like the nightmare the M&S toilets cleaner had last night.
I’m opting for Dunoon. Wee trip across the watterA wee day out for dumb and dumbest.
Place your bets -
Edinburgh - 2/1
Ayr - 4/1
Blackpool - 18/1
Cheltenham (Marion in a dress & fascinator) - 100/1
Walking through the sands abroad with a cocktail in their hands* - 1,000,000/1
*no ma quote
Am gawn for Edinburgh, cheeky Costa (their fav), maybe a wee white company pit stop or primark wander (absolute staypuhls). Then the mini bus back up the road aw cosy and warum for 7 o’clock!A wee day out for dumb and dumbest.
Place your bets -
Edinburgh - 2/1
Ayr - 4/1
Blackpool - 18/1
Cheltenham (Marion in a dress & fascinator) - 100/1
Walking through the sands abroad with a cocktail in their hands* - 1,000,000/1
*no ma quote
I think McGills have started their day away trips. I’ll need to check the poster to see where todays was!A wee day out for dumb and dumbest.
Place your bets -
Edinburgh - 2/1
Ayr - 4/1
Blackpool - 18/1
Cheltenham (Marion in a dress & fascinator) - 100/1
Walking through the sands abroad with a cocktail in their hands* - 1,000,000/1
*no ma quote
Sunday is known as either reset or rest day in Beirut towers #nomaquoteAm gawn for Edinburgh, cheeky Costa (their fav), maybe a wee white company pit stop or primark wander (absolute staypuhls). Then the mini bus back up the road aw cosy and warum for 7 o’clock!
Busy weekend, he’ll be shattered! And the mandatory bed change the morra anaw of course hens!
He’s had free bed not 6 months ago and has already chosen his next freeSo his big Day out is to a bed and sofa shop in Glasgow. Jesus wept.
Making out he's doing a small business a favour when he's probably only there to pick his next freebie.
A pity Celtic urni playing at Parkhead today, wud huv lived tae huv seen wee Deek's face surrounded by tic fans (nae pun intended, it's no the sort of tic Marion has).His wee day oot is doon the barra’s
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