Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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🚨 MARIO & DEEK SPOTTED IN THE WILD 🚨

Crying at this photo my partner just sent me 😂😂 Before I even zoomed in I could spot the beak a mile off!! A bespoke meal at McDs for Paisley’s bespoke Oompa Loompas!

Matilda if you are reading this, SECURITY COMPROMISED 🚨🚨🚨
Why does he look like he’s got his hair in a bun? I am screaming!
 
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🚨 MARIO & DEEK SPOTTED IN THE WILD 🚨

Crying at this photo my partner just sent me 😂😂 Before I even zoomed in I could spot the beak a mile off!! A bespoke meal at McDs for Paisley’s bespoke Oompa Loompas!

Matilda if you are reading this, SECURITY COMPROMISED 🚨🚨🚨
@Madonna hen you've won the internet fur the day, feck it you've won it forever, ma beak is well and truly clutched 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Why does he look like he’s got his hair in a bun? I am screaming!
I'm honestly buckled at this, my middle wain is looking at me like I've two heids 🤣 it 100% does look like he's on a wee hair piece

He's gonna do his dinger the night, we are in for a treat #treatit
 
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Hello ma loveleis x
I've been away living ma best life at a wee rock concert last night (I told Hayley Williams to Sing it Hen but she dinnae hear me)

Glad to see I've missed nothing and he's still a deluded wee witchbag 🧙🏼‍♀️
 
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Better class of bog roll in markies 🤣 Remember that Instagram we don't talk about, remember the talc talk. He's away to powder his nose, no sorry ass!
 
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So he's in McDs but gone to shart in M&S bogs lol? Is M&S next door? bleeping cretin
Hen if you don’t know you’ll get tae know. M and s is a trek away fae McDonald’s you pass at least 2 sets of toilets to get there. There’s toilets right next to McDonald’s including a disabled shart card approved loo
 
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Hen if you don’t know you’ll get tae know. M and s is a trek away fae McDonald’s you pass at least 2 sets of toilets to get there. There’s toilets right next to McDonald’s including a disabled shart card approved loo
Ha thanks! Thankfully I live the other end of the country to our Maz so have zero chance of catching it in the wild!
 
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Madonna, get oan witness protection and get a new identity, otherwise your OH wull be thinking of Marion while pumping youse over the bath.
Hen, sorry but you have to kick mop your way into catching Marion and Funny Fags Deek in the wild. A wise small business influencer once told me to get UP, get OUT, and get LIVING my life. So I’ll sing these photos from the roof top. Tons of love 🥔
 
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Hen, sorry but you have to kick mop your way into catching Marion and Funny Fags Deek in the wild. A wise small business influencer once told me to get UP, get OUT, and get LIVING my life. So I’ll sing these photos from the roof top. Tons of love 🥔
Tell your partner we’re all chanting him on fae the rooftops but next time he better get in a wee selfie I need to see Mario in comparison to a regular sized human
 
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🚨 MARIO & DEEK SPOTTED IN THE WILD 🚨

Crying at this photo my partner just sent me 😂😂 Before I even zoomed in I could spot the beak a mile off!! A bespoke meal at McDs for Paisley’s bespoke Oompa Loompas!

Matilda if you are reading this, SECURITY COMPROMISED 🚨🚨🚨
Brilliant! 🤣 We're making your partner a Tattler 👍
 
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🚨 MARIO & DEEK SPOTTED IN THE WILD 🚨

Crying at this photo my partner just sent me 😂😂 Before I even zoomed in I could spot the beak a mile off!! A bespoke meal at McDs for Paisley’s bespoke Oompa Loompas!

Matilda if you are reading this, SECURITY COMPROMISED 🚨🚨🚨
They look like a mammy and son school shopping
 
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