Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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Keep yer power hen. You'll always have a place here at tatty towers. You sound like an incredible human and a brilliant role model. Hes just a cunt.

Tatty hearts my flower! Xxx
 
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Is he saying he needs new kitchen sink because his gets rusty? I’ve had chrome sinks all my life and never once seen one get rusty. What the hell is he doing with his??
 
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Mario, I see you think your Billy big balls now Katie Price is following you. I had to open a twitter account to complain to that small business British Airways for giving me an out of date yoghurt in Business class, smell the wealth. I’ve only got 5 followers and one of them is Barack Obama. Does that mean I can get a blue tick now?
 

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Hello ma lovelies. I’m coming oot of ma laine to say that one of my earliest Mazda memories was Johnny the brother buying Marion a posh washing up bowl he wanted. Joseph and Joseph I think. Marion was almost orgasmic, yet like everything in Marions life, hes now bored and wants new.

 
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Yes indeed ma lovelie, the wee brother got him a JJ one but the spiteful cnut went oot and got one from HB.
 
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Guilty hen. He guts ma hoose then a gut him. Sets me right up for the weekend.
When he noo treats himsel' tae a Castlevecchi sausage ah wull ken he's serviced your sausage and nae debates.

Whit does it mean he's done when he treats himsel' tae two wee pickles tae ma lovelie
 
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The irony of him banging on about not spending unnecessarily and sticking to a budget when you move into a hooose and then dropping £100 on shit for the sink he's clearly getting rid of this year.
 
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When he noo treats himsel' tae a Castlevecchi sausage ah wull ken he's serviced your sausage and nae debates.

Whit does it mean he's done when he treats himsel' tae two wee pickles tae ma lovelie
Right, nae treatits fur you!!!

Not him calling a sink drainer and basin boujee! Give me fucking strength!!!
 
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Another £100 and the silly Fat cunt could have treatid herself tae an actual fucking dishwasher. Imbecile
 
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