Ah'm scared to Google that ma lovelieWatch his cooking on his highlights
Madge ma lovelie, get yersel some knickers like Rebecca Lamb and you winnae hiv t worry about what day o the week it is. IYDNGTK.
I remember him saying itWas it @MrAndMr ? He used tae make me fair pish masel
I've thought for ages that he needs anger management. He blows a fuse over the least little thing. Horrible ugly critter.
Wasn't it His&His or Mr&Mr, something like that?Was it @Runforestrun
He lost his rag in Asda because he dropped a box of pepper? Grow up Maz you moron. Once i knocked a whole bottle of red wine off the end of the checkout into where the cashier sits, it smashed and literally soaked her feet and splashed up her trousers. Yeah, I was a bit embarrassed but I would never shout and lose my rag, I was just massively apologetic. Mazda seriously needs to grow up, as for saying its because people know him now, nah you ain't famous Maz.
bleeping hell hahahhahhhahahaShe'd need an epidural just for the conception. Can you imagine? Bent over the bath with wee Deeks baubles slapping against her fat ass. Thats quite enough.
Feeling a tad delicate as out in the toon last night and watching that has made my head spin. Has he got a mirror in front of his mirror on the dressing table? I haven’t the strength to go back for another look. And I hate Ellie Goulding.It's baaaaaack!
The bit in there that says it doesn't mean you're important! Suck on that Maz. I'm just off to get myself a blue tickHellooo ma lovelies I've not posted on here in months, sorry if what I'm about to post has already been mentioned, I can't stand reading about him any more because he is such a liar. So regarding his blue tick, I just wanted to say, it means nothing, him and his minions think that's him made the big time lol, my friend, who is no-one on Instagram with under 1000 followers has a blue tick, they told me how and I checked, Instagram has changed what the tick means, it's not just "celeb/influencer" it's anyone can apply now as long as you use your given name and send a copy of some sort of ID, it's just to verify you are a real person, I'll attach a screenshot, but just look up Instagram blue tick help info and it tells you there, it's for anyone now as long as you can provide proof thst it's you, it comes with various different conditions like you can't change name from your identification and you have to register with Meta/Facebook etc, but he must have found that out and applied, you can still get if you are an influencer etc, but it states it no longer proves that you are something special, Joe bloggs can apply now and get it as its just verification thst you are a real person. Sorry for long winded message. Spine bright and all that.
I know, that made me laugh too much. I wish there was a way everyone can see it, Mazda=NOT IMPORTANTThe bit in there that says it doesn't mean you're important! Suck on that Maz. I'm just off to get myself a blue tick
Yes, that’s exactly who I meant ma lovelie. I’m not sure if they still post but I haven’t noticed them since I came back fae my extended Christmas comma break.Was it @MrAndMr ? He used tae make me fair pish masel
Go on her thread on here and go back to Thursday night and you’ll see her see through knickers or go on her TikTok and it’s on there.Ah'm scared to Google that ma lovelie