Where is the fat slag?
Mazda dinnae make me go find that Missing Person poster of you ma lovely.
Mazda dinnae make me go find that Missing Person poster of you ma lovely.
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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I did once refer to him as a wee ride as did a few of us until his sectarian roots were discoveredI do, they used to call Deek 'a wee ride'
I’m going in
ma plans have gone tits up this weeekend so ahm goin to start at the start and see whit happens. So aye 
I don’t think it was. This was a couple of years ago but that name doesn’t ring a bell.Lmao me to
If I’m ever feeling down I’ll scroll back some Mario threads to firmly clutch ma beak and so forth
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It wasnae me who fancied a piece of wee Deek, he’s jist no for me. Am nae intae 5ft men who wear chavvy wee tracksuits, have gingivitis and smoke whatever he smokes. He’s just no for me ma lovelie. I’ll stick we ma Mr Cherry.Think it wiz that very cherry
Found one of his many fans, think @Skyflier6727 wants wee Deek tae join the mile high club and nae debates.
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
Was minding ma own business in Tesco doing the weekly shop when higher love came on. Well ma lovelies, it was all I could do to stop maself abandoning ma trolly and mop kicking ma way down the cleaning aisle 😂tattle.life
Noo youse aw want Deek tae bend youse ower the big orange walk drum
and stick his flute ... right Madge that's plenty 
I absolutely refuse to believe they've ever had sexNoo youse aw want Deek tae bend youse ower the big orange walk drum
they are companions. There is absolutely no way they're getting down and dirty, absolutely no way. The dry hump is as far as it's ever gone At least we ken with a bespoke tiny postage stamp of a bathroom that Deek isn't bending fatty over the bath....I absolutely refuse to believe they've ever had sex
Where's the fat bastard then? How am I supposed to cope without being inspired by his food choices
Watch his cooking on his highlights
Madge ma lovelie, get yersel some knickers like Rebecca Lamb and you winnae hiv t worry about what day o the week it is. IYDNGTK.
Exactly that... I have no idea what day it is.
I'm sorry ma lovelie its not ma joab to know his bespoke calender but we know what Marion's is like it could be tomorrow or Christmas before he reveals all
Ahm tempted tae release wee Deeks CV noo…
Maybes she's in labour.
"So there's a wee secret we've been keeping fae you'se awwww"...
Slow mo camera pans round tae a wee moses basket in the high footfall area.
"So there's a wee secret we've been keeping fae you'se awwww"...
Slow mo camera pans round tae a wee moses basket in the high footfall area.
I can't watch his highlights, bleep's blocked me! Not that I wanna make myself feel sick anywaysWatch his cooking on his highlights
Madge ma lovelie, get yersel some knickers like Rebecca Lamb and you winnae hiv t worry about what day o the week it is. IYDNGTK.
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Do it!Ahm tempted tae release wee Deeks CV noo…
She'd need an epidural just for the conception. Can you imagine? Bent over the bath with wee Deeks baubles slapping against her fat ass. Thats quite enough.
Was it @MrAndMr ? He used tae make me fair pish masel
Loving all the retro chat ma lovelies, love how it's been just as busy here even without his beak all over that app. Maybe he's in crisis therapy with Lorna
Naw hen enough, get to ur bed the nooShe'd need an epidural just for the conception. Can you imagine? Bent over the bath with wee Deeks baubles slapping against her fat ass. Thats quite enough.
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