Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

[Madge2022]

This is the most liked Mario post, superb work

Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

Thanks to wee baby gurul @Rayne fae this bespoke boujee thread title wae the most likes. So aye. Nae debates Oor Moira has been boring as duck the last week. Been on a bereavement comma. So aye Someone who once passed Mario in the street has passed away, and now he’s turned intae Derek...

tattle.life

The second most liked post also deserves a mention, when oor Marion went tae New York and met the auld President, then the misfit jaw and Shrek's wife as receptionists thanks tae oor @hopethishelpsallthebest #chefskiss

Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper

Marion is having his mid-month depression. Spent all of deeks money another 2 weeks to payday so looking at grand things like trips to New York feeling sorry for himself and his petty little life

tattle.life

 

[Anti-influencer]

I love that you’re reliving his previous threads, I had a look at thread 1 last week. I think we should do a wee book club type thing where we get aw cosy and decide on a previous Marion thread ot even one of his story highlights to relive over the week. Then the following week get aw cosy in oor goodies we oor joose and criss or maybe even one o those drinks and discuss the thread or highlight. It would certainly keep us entertained, especially when Marion’s takes a comma.

This is exactly what’s making me crease this week, that he goes quiet n stays aff the app thinking we will pipe doon & stoap talking aboot him but we have unlimited material in the form of nearly 100 threads of his bespoke antics

 

[Pepsi]

Hens I wus oan that vile app Tik Tok and saw a post aboot only 40 Fridays till Crissmass.
I reckon Mario hus seen this and is looking oot aw the new baubles fur a reveal of Crissmass 23.
His therapist said he should stick ta his ain time line (and lane) so hes goin strait ta Wintum the noo
It did make me feel aw cosy and a nearly made masel a hot chocolate fae ma year in the plannin hot chocolate station but a reframed when a realised that summer wis still ta come so aye.
Spine bright hens oan this day of Friday (fur any of yous who disnay ken whit day it is cos of I, Mario no telling us)

 

[laynelo_]

we have unlimited material in the form of nearly 100 threads of his bespoke antics

It’s the only achievement in his life ma luvlie. I’m even surprised he’s got this many threads given how much of a boring bastard he is, of course a credit to all you nasty tattle trolls

My favourite thing is the fact that this thread is one of the first things that pops up when you type it in and the images!

 

[MrsJ2000]

Hens I wus oan that vile app Tik Tok and saw a post aboot only 40 Fridays till Crissmass.
I reckon Mario hus seen this and is looking oot aw the new baubles fur a reveal of Crissmass 23.
His therapist said he should stick ta his ain time line (and lane) so hes goin strait ta Wintum the noo
It did make me feel aw cosy and a nearly made masel a hot chocolate fae ma year in the plannin hot chocolate station but a reframed when a realised that summer wis still ta come so aye.
Spine bright hens oan this day of Friday (fur any of yous who disnay ken whit day it is cos of I, Mario no telling us)

Wintum still gets me every time

 

[Pepsi]

Wintum still gets me every time

Ur ya all cosy hen? get that hot chocolate on the noo

 

[Macmama]

It’s the only achievement in his life ma luvlie. I’m even surprised he’s got this many threads given how much of a boring bastard he is, of course a credit to all you nasty tattle trolls

My favourite thing is the fact that this thread is one of the first things that pops up when you type it in and the images!

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The fact that the third result down makes it sound like Mario is indeed the Scottish reference for the penis

Lovelies, we aw know he’s just being his true self, in his power and spining bright! Hence we will always huv content, so aye! We move!

 

[Madge2022]

This is exactly what’s making me crease this week, that he goes quiet n stays aff the app thinking we will pipe doon & stoap talking aboot him but we have unlimited material in the form of nearly 100 threads of his bespoke antics

Sometimes it's funnier when we get to reminisce
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The fact that the third result down makes it sound like Mario is indeed the Scottish reference for the penis

Lovelies, we aw know he’s just being his true self, in his power and spining bright! Hence we will always huv content, so aye! We move!

Oh ffs, tena lady required

 

[Ferguson]

Sometimes it's funnier when we get to reminisce

I've been having the time of my life in & oot of old threads.
Currently up tae where he's asked for suggestions where he can go on holiday & take the cat
Oh and we still liked Deek, wanted tae save him.
Ah miss liking Deek sometimes.

 

[Babybail93]

I've been having the time of my life in & oot of old threads.
Currently up tae where he's asked for suggestions where he can go on holiday & take the cat
Oh and we still liked Deek, wanted tae save him.
Ah miss liking Deek sometimes.

Oh that was a brilliant thread! When he started going on about his “security being compromised” silly fat bleep

 

[Very Cherry]

I've been having the time of my life in & oot of old threads.
Currently up tae where he's asked for suggestions where he can go on holiday & take the cat
Oh and we still liked Deek, wanted tae save him.
Ah miss liking Deek sometimes.

Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.

 

[Freefalling]

Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.

I do, they used to call Deek 'a wee ride' hope someone remembers their name, that's gonna bug me

 

[Runforestrun]

Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.

I once said I wanted to adopt him, but that was obviously pre orange man gingivitis death breath. I wouldn’t give him house room now ma lovelies

 

[mammaof3]

The funniest post on here is Mario's CV by @laynelo_

I still laugh like a hyena when I read it.

Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

Ma lovelies I think mazda has found wee deeks stash of wacky backy and had the whole lot in wan go. I think da sign was aw da smoke from da rollie. Used it as “herbs” on his famous boiled bolognese

tattle.life

 

[Ferguson]

Oh that was a brilliant thread! When he started going on about his “security being compromised” silly fat bleep

Absolutely clutching ma bespoke beak..

 

[mammaof3]

Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.

I do, they used to call Deek 'a wee ride' hope someone remembers their name, that's gonna bug me

Was it @Runforestrun

 

[SuzyE]

These throwback memories are brilliant
Another couple of favourites was when Hinch came on a visit and snubbed calling into see him as she passed through. Then when her and other influencers were gifted the new SKY glass tv apart from him. He was fuming!

 

[Madge2022]

Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.

Think it wiz that very cherry

Found one of his many fans, think @Skyflier6727 wants wee Deek tae join the mile high club and nae debates.

Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

Was minding ma own business in Tesco doing the weekly shop when higher love came on. Well ma lovelies, it was all I could do to stop maself abandoning ma trolly and mop kicking ma way down the cleaning aisle 😂

tattle.life

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The funniest post on here is Mario's CV by @laynelo_

I still laugh like a hyena when I read it.

Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

Ma lovelies I think mazda has found wee deeks stash of wacky backy and had the whole lot in wan go. I think da sign was aw da smoke from da rollie. Used it as “herbs” on his famous boiled bolognese

tattle.life

Lmao me to the CV absolutely sends me. “Skills - Klarna!”

If I’m ever feeling down I’ll scroll back some Mario threads to firmly clutch ma beak and so forth

 

[Madge2022]

Marion should become an estate agent wit wi his angelic voice ...