He'd be better buying a wee reborn doll, an actual wain would flip him over the edge. His hoose (flat) would be in disarray, he'd be sleep deprived plus his needs would come second and I think that would be a bridge to far. He's never ever put anyone's needs before his own - I genuinely don't think he ever could
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That hair!
He has to be a parody account and so forth?
That hair!
He has to be a parody account and so forth?
I think his beak grows in every picture he posts! He’s the definition of bulbous.
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I genuinely thought he was before I came here and found you'se aww.Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That hair!
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He has to be a parody account and so forth?
I thought he was ripping the piss oota influencers fae his wee bedsit.
I cannae decide if I'd be relieved or disappointed if her turned oot tae be a parody
That hair is definitely dyed! Imagine being that vain and still looking like a pile of sick that’s been set on fireHahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Av bloody got wan o these poems written by the same lassie framed in oor playroom (smell the wealth, Deek would love one Madge so aye). Gonna huv tae burn it noo. Absolootly screamingSurely that's a parent/child poemwhy does he always get it so wrong
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*they're
Why are these companies sending the illiterate bleep stuff to advertise? Honestly, it’s basic English Martin.
Trying take keep up wi David Gest, mebbes he fancies himsel' as Liza's next hubby.Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I physically can’t watch his stories for this reason. Even the “I won’t HERE anything else said about it”
Between the terrible grammar, spelling, run on sentences with no punctuation and then the typing in his accent; his posts/stories are literally unintelligible. You’d need to read them 3-4 times to try and grasp what he’s saying. No one could be THAT thick.Thread Suggestion for you @twilightgardenI think his beak grows in every picture he posts! He’s the definition of bulbous.
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He, Mario has a huge bulbous nose.
Good mornin ma lovelies hopefully on this dayn of dawn we get an announcement on the upcoming prince or princess of Beirut xx
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Omg ha ha I thought we were just revisiting matchy matchy but then I saw it.
Omg I thought this was Hinches husband at first glance
Oi oi!Omg I thought this was Hinches husband at first glance
Maid Marion trolling all the Mario’s Mafia that are in wheelchairs or have mobility issues this morning. Not very inclusive for someone with a bespoke shart card.
Anyway, we move! Or do we
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He's a bleeping heid the ball
Maid Marion trolling all the Mario’s Mafia that are in wheelchairs or have mobility issues this morning. Not very inclusive for someone with a bespoke shart card.
Anyway, we move! Or do we
Stand tall? Marion you’re literally 3’7, factual!
Maid Marion trolling all the Mario’s Mafia that are in wheelchairs or have mobility issues this morning. Not very inclusive for someone with a bespoke shart card.
Anyway, we move! Or do we
Mebbes he's coming a bespoke faith healer, there will be a queue oan the stairs at Beirut towers fur his healing strangler fingers. The guy whose ear is in the close might get it healed back oan. Mebbes it's like the big fella on green mile and he sooks up their ailments through his big honk.
Maid Marion trolling all the Mario’s Mafia that are in wheelchairs or have mobility issues this morning. Not very inclusive for someone with a bespoke shart card.
Anyway, we move! Or do we
How about we need you to feck off with your stupid quotes 
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