Looks like the penis of a teenager who’s been wanking too much #redraw
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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He's definitely the type to rip the absolute max out of everything. I don't live in a scheme now but I'm a scheme wain so absolutely no judgement.
I reckon they are both claiming absolutely everything (and more) they're entitled too - absolutely hate that word
they'll both get PIP, Carers Allowance, Universal Credit, Council Tax Reduction and every other COL payment + low income grant available. The grant for white goods is definitely still a thing plus you can apply for budgeting loans - which is most likely what they blootered yesterday/the white fillings journey.
Unfortunately in all walks of life you get arseholes who given an inch, take a mile. I work in the community so see this every day.
The ones who desperately need it, don't ask and then there are the Mario and Deek crew who rip it for absolutely everything they can
they are a needle in a haystack
I reckon they are both claiming absolutely everything (and more) they're entitled too - absolutely hate that word
they'll both get PIP, Carers Allowance, Universal Credit, Council Tax Reduction and every other COL payment + low income grant available. The grant for white goods is definitely still a thing plus you can apply for budgeting loans - which is most likely what they blootered yesterday/the white fillings journey.Unfortunately in all walks of life you get arseholes who given an inch, take a mile. I work in the community so see this every day.
The ones who desperately need it, don't ask and then there are the Mario and Deek crew who rip it for absolutely everything they can
they are a needle in a haystack
I am predicting a biblical comma approaching lovelies. He normally gets all up himself and thinks he’s Gods gift then all comes crashing down. We will get the blame no doubt 
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I think there is no better feeling than saving for something you really want whether it be material items or a holiday. You appreciate it so much more. We are saving like mad to go to India this year and I am so excited. Canny replicate that in a home bargains “haul”!
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I’m in no way defending him but how do you know he’s on benefits? has he mentioned it? Is he not just spending money he’s made from insta? He told misfit ma in the car postcast he makes money from it now, surely Hanna must pay him something for Ava May, Also 2 x wages and low out going’s. We all know he hasn’t got the mentality to save for a property and money obviously burns a hole in his pocket. Dereks got to be on £250 ish a week, Mario must be on £150/200 plus all his back handed cleaning jobs at £15/20 ph so easily between them they’ve got to be on £2k a month so can quite easily afford the lifestyle they live. And let’s face it apart from a couple of purchases from flannels and the white company he mostly shops at cheap shops and surely they wouldn’t even qualify for benefits.
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Enjoy your holiday to India my lovely but be careful where you eat or you’ll be living Maz’s lifestyle with the bespoke sharts after a dose of Delhi belly.I am predicting a biblical comma approaching lovelies. He normally gets all up himself and thinks he’s Gods gift then all comes crashing down. We will get the blame no doubt
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I think there is no better feeling than saving for something you really want whether it be material items or a holiday. You appreciate it so much more. We are saving like mad to go to India this year and I am so excited. Canny replicate that in a home bargains “haul”!
It might not be your job but with them both working and having no children why would they be entitled to benefits? Madge worked full time in Debenhams so he clearly chose to work part timeHe's definitely the type to rip the absolute max out of everything. I don't live in a scheme now but I'm a scheme wain so absolutely no judgement.
I reckon they are both claiming absolutely everything (and more) they're entitled too - absolutely hate that word
Unfortunately in all walks of life you get arseholes who given an inch, take a mile. I work in the community so see this every day.
The ones who desperately need it, don't ask and then there are the Mario and Deek crew who rip it for absolutely everything they can
A pair of no rightersFirst day of school vibes, proud maw and her wean.
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Flannels ah think it was ma lovelie
Single, married, children or childless people can be entitled to benefits. PIP is not a means tested benefit, it can be worth £650 a month alone per person, not per household. If you qualify for PIP you can (depending on local authorities) get Council Tax Reduction.
There is absolutely no way they are funding their cheap ass daily meals out, tat shops, high end brands and everything else on minimum wage.
He’ll be lucky if he makes pennies from insta. His engagement is terrible, his page is all over the place with in incoherent ramblings and he has zero brand loyalty because he just buys whatever he sees others have bought. I very much doubt anyone is paying him anything and all he’s getting is the odd wee gifted cleaning product every now and then. As we’ve said before others with less/similar amounts of followers are gifted holidays, weekends away, luxury products etc and the best thing he seems to have been given is a shark hoover that he doesn’t need and has never shown us since he’s hardly a great brand ambassador for anyone.
he’s hardly a great brand ambassador for anyone.
could be loads of things that he doesn’t tell us on instagram because he knows we will all talk about it on here but I find people that do milk the system for what they can, know all the tricks and how to go about it. My old neighbour claimed absolutely everything going but went on 3 big holidays a year. She ended up moving away.What would he be claiming PIP for tho I know we joke about his bowels
he won’t make that much money from insta, if any at all. It’ll be pennies compared to the big dogs like the queen of moldonia. The only times he does an “Ad” post is when it’s for the wax melt Person. Nobody wants to work with him.
I’d say all this petty cash he has to blow on shite is from cash in hand cleaning jobs. He likely works part time for the police then maybe does private at other times, like people from his work maybe and that’s why he referred to them as clients. Lol at that still.
also The reason they can afford castle avicci daily and buying more plastic shite is because they never do anything exciting, no holidays or trips away, no big nights out, no car or driving lessons, no house. And the rent to live in Beirut towers is probably about £50 a week.
plus the teeth will be on finance.
its all for the gram,
what I will say is Mario is a selfish greedy fat pig. All the money he wastes and he can’t even buy the cat a cat tree! That just winds me up so much. but anyway I’ve steered right out my lane! Il reverse my lovely. Nae debates xxxx
ps sorry for the rant. I’m just sick of him
He’s no flinging his shart card around fur the fun of it ma lovely. Just like wee derk didn’t go take London just take pick him up fur the fun of it. He does it to keep up an act in case vile trolls aff this app report him tae DWP
Maria hen no sane person wants to know about your Teef, they’re bleeping condemned!!!!! And you DumDim boyfriend has teeth from 1920s soviet russia! duck off you trampl!!!!!!!!
Surely his dentist would’ve bumped him by noo? His veneers are aw separated and grey cos he’s no took care a him the boggin bleep. Factual
Of course you no longer get freebies off Alan. Poor Alan would have to file bankruptcy, with all the work needing doing, in your stinking rotten hole, you big fat witch. Aye.
Nearly did maself in swerving oot ma ain lane to get here Collabing with yer dentist 
So he’s no collabing or working with him anymore, but he’s still a patient/client and was there yesterday tae get work done. So is he saying he just disnae go tae the dentist and that’s why his Turkey Teeth are rotted?
I’ll mind and tell they feral weans they’ve tae collab wae the dentist every six months and no over come him noo
Collabing with yer dentist So he’s no collabing or working with him anymore, but he’s still a patient/client and was there yesterday tae get work done. So is he saying he just disnae go tae the dentist and that’s why his Turkey Teeth are rotted?I’ll mind and tell they feral weans they’ve tae collab wae the dentist every six months and no over come him noo
We all know that with Marion's promoting of his butchered feathers, he gained Nathan Todd a massive two followers. I bet she promised Alan a ton of followers, but he probably ended up loosing some. Say a prayer for this poor bastard who has to rummage in her decaying chops. He has some pretty impressive wee feathers and all. So aye.
I watched this for a wee bespoke trip down memory lane and one of the first things he says is he’s not got anxiety, he doesn’t suffer from anxiety, that’s just no him…except now he’s got such crippling anxiety Deek had to escort him from London?
I also rewatched some of boy wonder (pure punishing masel the day) and he is SO vile to wee Deek, really showed his true colours
working/collabing with his dentist? Stop it He really think he is something and i honestly can’t cope. How is this app free. The laughs are too much
He really think he is something and i honestly can’t cope. How is this app free. The laughs are too muchI want to see him cleaning 
Or he needs to change his handle because it's false representation
Or he needs to change his handle because it's false representation
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