Cleaning with Mario #95 I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666

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So, come up to the flat
and see the concrete slab,
I see you shiver with antici-
-pation
But maybe wee Rayn
is really to blame,
so I'll remove her claws
I'm nooo well, I have symptoms.
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Fucksake 🤣 Wiping away ma tears! The last pic is amazing, all the “lassies” and a wee jobbie. 💩 Screaming!
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Lads, am I right in thinking she’s swapped the giraffe hoosecowat for the mother of the bride hoosecowat? I thought it was never to be seen again!
 
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I took it that they were watching it on the telly ma lovelie? Can’t see them venturing out so soon after their gastric distress, they won’t be able to trust a fart 😂
They were watching it oan the telly but assume because they’re going tae see it oan the stage this weekend. He wis geein brain deed Derek a feel fur it before the big event. Capeesh?
 
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I, doingitforthegramhun has read I, Martins I letter to herself. My take away from the illiterate ramblings is that she is absolutely fineeeee and is making a stand against the nusty trolls and doesn’t need any validation from anyone… 🤥

And Martin, it’s A Letter to yourself not I. Yet again getting the most basic of basic things wrang 🙄
 
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How can he walk in those "slippers" with socks on? My MIL bought me open toe slippers one Christmas, nice wee slippers but impossible to keep on your feet with socks.
 
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I think I've said it before. But the ones who really try push how happy and in love they are online are usually the most miserable, insecure and jealous offline. Factual.
 
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Totally agree the only person they are convincing is themself so aye
And you just know Deek went off and carried on with whatever he was doing the second he was done taking the pic. Man's got the patience of a saint. I don't think I could live with someone so needy with such an annoying, screechy voice.
 
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