Cleaning with Mario #95 I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666

[Lim1947]

Well hello ma lovelies, how are youse aw? I think Marion's plans this weekend is a meal with family, for mother's day. Maybe wee Sadie can wear her bespoke, £5 hooker heels. Maybe camel hoof will get her whales vagina oot for a wee pic. So aye. I'm crabbit, my boilers broke and it's all Marion's fault. This illness will do him a bit of good, she should lose a couple of lbs off her 300lb self.

Had 6 pages to catch up on, I'm pretty sure it was wee peachy who requested this and so forth.
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Deeks pull up pants!

 

[Very Cherry]

Deeks pull up pants!

I think Marion should have had the wee pull up knickers on, after all it’s him that has the shart card. 🩲

 

[bigmouth1927]

I think Marion should have had the wee pull up knickers on, after all it’s him that has the shart card. 🩲

I can see Marion getting her fat legs tangled up in her giant knickers and collapsing in a sharty heap. Spine bright hen!!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Brilliant Hope you get the boiler up and running soon hen

The plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a crappy week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.

 

[Ferguson]

The plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a crappy week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.

At least she's learned tae drive before buying a wee air freshener for a car she disnae own.

Does sound a bit like kerry Katonas tae be honest. If she doesn't improve take her tae Nathan's for a bespoke hair cut and so forth .

 

[Doodlebug71]

She is back hens ...wae an m&s meal deal so aye and so forth...and let the gud times begin And then you woke up still in Beirut towers was cooncil handles monzo

 

[Ferguson]

Pahhhh what's happened tae her hair at the front.
I cannae cope...

 

[SuzyE]

The plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a crappy week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.

Oh wow. What a week you're having hen. Get yourself one of these

 

[peachy-keen]

Spot the difference

 

[SuzyE]

Pahhhh what's happened tae her hair at the front.
I cannae cope...
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What the feck is going on with his hair! That foreheed is getting higher each week

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Rocky Horror is on in Edinburgh this week so assume that’s why Derek is being made to watch it. He will be terrified at Rocky Horror at the theatre. I had to down a bottle of wine before it because it’s so fully on. So grab your popcorn ma lovelies as this will be some laugh…
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Edited to say - why would Derek want to go if he doesn’t like it or know about it? Mr Margrit would tell me to duck off to see something with my pals as it’s not his cuppa tea.

 

[Babybail93]

“He’s never heard nor seen of it” - I, Daisy Uncle. 2023

 

[Very Cherry]

What the feck is going on with his hair! That foreheed is getting higher each week

Looks like he’s gelled his hair and then went oot in a hurricane. I swear his hooter is getting bigger as time passes. So aye.

 

[bigmouth1927]

Perhaps Deek can borrow wee Sadies hooker shoes for it? A wee cross dressing journee lads!

Mazda in her tit skid spanx parading aboot to tae time warp. So aye.

 

[Doodlebug71]

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“He’s never heard nor seen of it” - I, Domboiix reject Daisy Uncle. 2023

Ave fixed that fur u hen so aye tonsa love

 

[Ferguson]

What the feck is going on with his hair! That foreheed is getting higher each week

An actual fivehead.

 

[Madge2022]

The plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a crappy week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.

Change the loaks and get them telt! Treat yersel' tae a Castlevecchi hame delivery, wi any luck his son wull be daeing hame delivery #paolotheride

Get a couple of hunner wax melts lit tae #treatit
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What the feck is going on with his hair! That foreheed is getting higher each week

Sign of bespoke Botox ma lovelie, a tefal heid.
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Pahhhh what's happened tae her hair at the front.
I cannae cope...
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Tombstone teef
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“He’s never heard nor seen of it” - I, Daisy Uncle. 2023

Is that a quote aboot Marion's boabby ma lovelie

 

[SuzyE]

Just when you thought he moved on from his meltdown, he posts an essay on his page.
Here's a snippet

BTW Mario, you always need validation mate

 

[Runforestrun]

@hopethishelpsallthebest PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a bespoke mock-up of oor Martin as Frank n furter
I’ve provided the canvases…

 

[blocknroll]

Did Nathan dye his bespoke wee Brillo pad? Cannae tell if he’s goat the Just Fur Marion oot or that 4K filtered has touched him up to oblivion.