He will be there for the early dining menu. It’s one of my fav steak restaurants and the butchers across the road from it is unreal.Feck me, oor Marion is actually at a decent restaurant fur wance. Ah wuz there last Friday for lunch. Steak is my favourite thing tae eat and they do a fine steak.
Never thought I'd see him paying 35 quid fur a steak!
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Deek thewill be raging!
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You could play dot to dot on that bespoke bulbous hooter hen
God he looks like he's waiting for a face full of sexless Derek's lovejuice!Has he put mascara on already?
I wondered if it was maybe a leaflet of something that he had a photo of and is going there over the weekend? Surely not 2 meals out in the space of 4 hours when he’s had a dose of the skitters, he’ll be needing some pull up knickers.
I’d sooner ask the McCann’s fae babysitter advice, than ask Mario what hair products she uses. Jesus Christ
I'd love to know what filter that is he has started using, its so obvious. I thought filters were meant to make you look better not worse. He actually gives me a severe dose of the ick 
Anyway my lovelies buckle yourselves in as Martin has a fun filled weekend planned, I can not wait to go on this journey with him and see what his idea of fun is
Anyway my lovelies buckle yourselves in as Martin has a fun filled weekend planned, I can not wait to go on this journey with him and see what his idea of fun is
Ah thought that wuz Saddam Hussein at first, me and my Kerry Katonas
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Ooh next time youse are there @menopausalmargrit wear a white rose and so will I, we kin reveal oor secret identities
I was just thinking the same thing, definitely in for the pensioners tea time special. Hoping he posts a pic. Wonder if they'll tip?
I'd love to do a secret meet, imagine catching someone on their phone on Tattle
that would make my day!
Fillet steak - £36. Add in Wee Deek’s meal and a couple of those vile pink cocktails and we’re talking £100. Factual. Where the duck is the scrote getting the cash? I doubt he can use Klarna in that restaurant.
Hello ma lovelies 
Imagine this being the 'after' pic of your hair, and showing it off
Imagine this being the 'after' pic of your hair, and showing it off
His weekend of ‘big plans’ always consists of him dragging Deek round the shops and going for food at 4pm back all cosy in bed by 8pm latest doesn’t it?
How can they afford to eat out so much. How?!
I know I go on about this a lot ma lovelies but I just dinnae understand.
(Contemplating what to make for the bleep tea). Fml
I know I go on about this a lot ma lovelies but I just dinnae understand.
(Contemplating what to make for the bleep tea). Fml
Probably vouchers someone bought them for a present
#treatit
Big bottle of Got2b spray in the background. Even though just this afternoon he’s saying all he uses is the keratin one.Hello ma lovelies
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Whatever you’re using mate, I’d no bother!
Canny believe he’s eating somewhere decent!! Bloody love it in there but now i might need to swerve oot that laine if he’s gonny start going there
If the fat bleep continues this boujee eating habit then monzo will be like Declans older brother So aye IYDKYNTGTK
That looks like the lunchtime menu. This is a lovely wee place, and their lunch menu v reasonable as we discovered when the weans learned to chew and insisted on fillet. Lovely staff in there too so I hope they behaved themselves.
hen ye missed oot #deserved
I dinnae think anyone would buy that 2 gifts o that amount when they gift £5 hooker shoes.
Good to see the taxpayers money being well spent
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