Has he put mascara on already? 
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He looks like he’s got a black eye… and the way he’s filled his brows in looks ridiculous - he had them microbladed not that long ago so he shouldn’t need to fill them in at all.Has he put mascara on already?
This is bleeping life. Factually deed hen.
All the filters in the world won't hide the crater sized pores in his skin. He wants to try cleaning it properly and eating healthy, instead of slapping on lotion after lotion. The slobbery wet lips is giving me the actual ick as well 
There is no way that's a lash lift 
I hope that was free or the wee girl is in training because there is no difference, duck all lashes there - legit looks like he's put a bit of mascara on just that fat slat can doing nothing right. I won't be getting my lashes or my hair cut in Paisley anytime soon hens, nae debates about the pure shite establishments it has to offer
I hope that was free or the wee girl is in training because there is no difference, duck all lashes there - legit looks like he's put a bit of mascara on just that fat slat can doing nothing right. I won't be getting my lashes or my hair cut in Paisley anytime soon hens, nae debates about the pure shite establishments it has to offer
He is cosplaying Andrew Wheatcroft. He’s basically the Lidl version. I wonder what Wheatcroft thinks of him?
Lash lift? It looks more like lash removal! What an unfortunate looking creature!Has he put mascara on already?
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Aye no bother ya fat hedgehog, I doubt anyone is rushing out to get the electric shock look for their hair!
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His horrendous pot hole pores breaking through the filterHas he put mascara on already?
HapPy FrrriDay loveliees 
Well someone has made a miraculous recovery after being Soo ill.
Did he put mascara on or is that part the lash lift? I didnae know but need to get to know I would had thought need leave it 24 hours before any make up.
What's that's 70 year old lady bronze eyeshadow all about. It's needs to get in the bin just like Marion.
Soo ayye retivaly it fae me speak soon ISA!
Well someone has made a miraculous recovery after being Soo ill.
Did he put mascara on or is that part the lash lift? I didnae know but need to get to know I would had thought need leave it 24 hours before any make up.
What's that's 70 year old lady bronze eyeshadow all about. It's needs to get in the bin just like Marion.
Soo ayye retivaly it fae me speak soon ISA!
Awe that make up and his eyes look like ma deed dugs baws so ayeHas he put mascara on already?
He will be posting later about trolls again when he reads us all slagging his hedgehog head and his no lash lift
Maz, if you read this, that filter is doing you absolutely no favours 
you look embalmed, the colour round your eyes makes you look dug up. I didn't even notice the lash lift for looking at those pores 
That's a horrendous lash lift, his lashes look spiky and brittle, they should look full and soft. Oh Mario, you always miss the mark.
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omg his gums! He's needing to get on gum journey pronto, forget all the shite Mario buys himself on your card. Their breath must literally been green imagine how bad the hamster cage must smell in the morning
you look embalmed, the colour round your eyes makes you look dug up. I didn't even notice the lash lift for looking at those pores That's a horrendous lash lift, his lashes look spiky and brittle, they should look full and soft. Oh Mario, you always miss the mark.
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omg his gums! He's needing to get on gum journey pronto, forget all the shite Mario buys himself on your card. Their breath must literally been green imagine how bad the hamster cage must smell in the morning 
I know it’s been said but this is obviously mascara isn’t it? And this drawn on brows with all the random hairs sticking out all over
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The wee leprechaun hats on the profile pics, for once something suits him! 
God can you imagine the absolute stench of that bedsit, them two shitting everywhere, the cat, their respective halitosis. No wonder he needs so many diffusers. It must really stink
Feck me, oor Marion is actually at a decent restaurant fur wance. Ah wuz there last Friday for lunch. Steak is my favourite thing tae eat and they do a fine steak.
Never thought I'd see him paying 35 quid fur a steak!
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will be raging! 
Never thought I'd see him paying 35 quid fur a steak!
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Deek theThe wee leprechaun hats on the profile pics, for once something suits him!
will be raging!
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Wee deeks doppleganger, nae debates
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I want to see this little freak without his painted on eyebrows, because there's no way they're natural. But l can't focus on anything with that feckin nose of his
Who's he trying to kid. No way will that hairspray control his spikey hair
Who's he trying to kid. No way will that hairspray control his spikey hair
Looks even worse when you zoom in. The blackheads...I want to see this little freak without his painted on eyebrows, because there's no way they're natural. But l can't focus on anything with that feckin nose of his
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Who's he trying to kid. No way will that hairspray control his spikey hair
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He’s out for food twice in the space of 4 hours! Nae wonder he’s piling it on!
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