God, seeing Derek's wee hand on his shoulder has knocked me wrong
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: š¤¢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
wtf, absolutely repulsive
![Face vomiting :face_vomiting: š¤®](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92e.png)
safe to say my fanny has packed up and left the country
Since the dawn of time people have asked engaged couples "so when's the big day?" Then once married its "when will we hear the pitter patter of tiny feet" and tbh Maz, you and Didums should have a mortgage. Social housing is in such short supply that two healthy, able young guys shouldn't be taking up a bedsit that could help get someone a roof over their head.
I honestly think the pair of you are half wits, not the full shilling.
Derek's flat is miles from being even close to a show house - it's a
tit hole, in a dumping ground surrounded by the dregs of society. A safe space it is not