Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

[DramaQueen79]

This morning I performed cpr on a person. They are alive. That’s something to be ‘well chuffed’ about..
i fucking hate that little cretin

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Old Mario treatits

"Find someone who sees you when you feel invincible."
"It may not be sunny but how nice is it to feel nice day cool."
"When you find that one, life becomes such an adventure more."

#mariosquotes

 

[TheCrapetCleaner]

Congrats and so forth so aye....

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

@hopethishelpsallthebest please may you work some magic oan this so aye
IYDKYNTGTK

Aye hen, keep you power.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hen's, meet Lilly and Blu. #ad #gifted

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

KFC yesterday and Chippy the day the fat bitch. She’ll be needing a crane tae get tae her work soon so aye

Deek can carry the fat bastard tae work hen.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Do we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

*whiney voice* Ahhhh choooooon take me baaaaaaaack, in ma wee Kango and so forth.

 

[Sloppys]

How to organise your bedsit - Mario Kondo.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marion leaving spoons the day. So aye.

 

[mrsbucket]

It doesni mean anything Maureen. Hope this helps hen x

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Total mince from him now saying it could be taken two ways.

No. No it actually couldn’t!

It’s somebody saying their house can’t look as tidy as his cos the kids mess it up.

Is he so illiterate that he thinks he’s reading ‘a house is not a home until you add kids.’

He’s well out of order. The comment was admiring his home, and bemoaning the state of their own home! Some poor deluded wee Mario fan is likely upset wondering why he’s turned on her.

 

[Dusky pink]

Thread title suggestion: maid Marion has a blue tick, but is still a thick dick that scrubs the cells at the nick!
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This morning I performed cpr on a person. They are alive. That’s something to be ‘well chuffed’ about..

i fucking hate that little cretin 

Hope you are ok ma lovlie. Im an RN too and know all too well how horrible doing CPR is. Despite all of our training, it does not prepare us for how horrible it actually is to do in real life situations. Big hugs to you

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What an absolute psychopath. It's far from intense you fat fuck.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Thread Suggestion - blue tick but still a d*ck

 

[honey&lemon]

Jesus he’s fucking viiiiiiiiiiiile.

I’m sending those screenshots of him calling a perfectly innocent person a c*nt to M&S and asking is this the sort of person you have to be to get PR gifts?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Looks like he's gonna be putting a portable bath in the high foot fall area.

Cannae wait hen. Aw cosy and warum.

 

[Curly]

I can’t get over a 40 year old man having an opinion on a 23 year old giving birth.
If my husband told me he was watching MM on YouTube I’d phone the polis

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Sing it Hen xx
Pure Bespoke family

 

[Ferguson]

He really is a bitter, spiteful little cunt.

You don't have kids because 1.
You'd never be a suitable adopter. 2 No one would be a surrogate because ....
You're vile
You live in a bedsit
You work 4 hours a week

You're not married because...
You spend all your money on shite
No one would come
Deek doesn't even like you

You don't have a mortgage because
You're up to your eyeballs in debt
You have debt collectors chasing you
You work 4 hours a week

But, as you say
You're fine, absolutely fine (no mah quote)