Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

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Hullo ma lovelies! Struggling to keep up wae oor Martin no am back at work daein 15 hour shifts. bleep of a shift as Martin would say.

But just came oan tae say, does this fat riot ever cook a decent meal? He’s got nae excuse no tae.
 
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OMG another IG with a fluffing 'book'

He is so gonna have to do one the noo.

''Mario McKnight. My life in pictures''

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Just when ah thought live, laugh, love quote coodni get any worse ah see the laundry wan ffs. Here's hoping fur nuclear war, though Marion wudni ken a bomb had hit his gaff.
 
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Just when ah thought live, laugh, love quote coodni get any worse ah see the laundry wan ffs. Here's hoping fur nuclear war, though Marion wudni ken a bomb had hit his gaff.
Live, laugh, laundry.
It's like a manual for a 1950's housewife. FFS!
 
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OMG another IG with a fluffing 'book'

He is so gonna have to do one the noo.

''Mario McKnight. My life in pictures''

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Again has to mention himself who cares how long you've known her? Also never seen you share,like or post or meet her Soo ayye someone else he befriends to be a well known influencer so isnae influencer no for him.

Surprised he didn't share that daily record article of him partying with his celeb pals.
 
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"A calming guide on keeping your clothes clean and you happy"

WTF?

I wonder if Mario was her inspiration for it when she saw him refering to his washing as "bleep washings"
 
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Looks like he's gonna be putting a portable bath in the high foot fall area.
 
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Made himself sound really thick regarding the pan lid cleaning hack.

The reason it works Mario Hen is because the thin edges of the pan lid get deeper into the fabric than you could get from just “given it a fuckin worsh” with a wet cloth. A bucket of water and cloth will also saturate the fabric and take longer to dry, and as you should know excessive dampness can cause bespoke mould…..

YOU ABSOLUTLE COCK WOMBLE
 
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He could have had a bath by now if he’s used his wee brain and made some money like all the other lassies on insta 🙄
 
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He could have had a bath by now if he’s used his wee brain and made some money like all the other lassies on insta 🙄
Or not spent what he does have on piles of crap. Tip Marion; less treatits, more save-its
 
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Made himself sound really thick regarding the pan lid cleaning hack.

The reason it works Mario Hen is because the thin edges of the pan lid get deeper into the fabric than you could get from just “given it a fuckin worsh” with a wet cloth. A bucket of water and cloth will also saturate the fabric and take longer to dry, and as you should know excessive dampness can cause bespoke mould…..

YOU ABSOLUTLE COCK WOMBLE
He has an actual bare faced cheek to witch about cleaning hacks. His entire existence centres around his online account which only became popular due to ‘oor Soph’ sharing her cleaning ‘hacks’ which he jumped on the back off. Difference being she’s living in a massive mansion earning millions and he has mould and nae bath.
 
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This stupid man really thought he could get tickets to one of the most popular shows for next week.
We've had ours booked in my area the day they went on sale in November 2022 for August and all dates are nearly fully booked already.
He's such an idiot 🙄 btw Mario, it's a fabulous show you're missing 🤣

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