Or in her case, buy on klarna , pay later
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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Hopefully we’ll be treatit to a wee bespoke trip to Glasgow on the 18th Feb
Ma loveleis a huv just caught up with our wee Maria. Can say I am in the wealthy dehumidifier club too.. ours was around £150 and collects about 2L per 3 hours when I use it to dry our bleep washings! Cheaper than a tumble nae debates 
a see wee hinch will be gracing Glasgow with her presence so nae doubt Martin will be on the first train (carer dumdum in tow) to dribble over her..
a see wee hinch will be gracing Glasgow with her presence so nae doubt Martin will be on the first train (carer dumdum in tow) to dribble over her..
That crappy dehumidifier collects 600ml of water. That’s nothing. It won’t be anywhere near good enough for his damp bedsit.
I have a 10 litre one which cost me £200, it’s brilliant, I can put a full 8kg load of clothes out in one of my 4 double bedrooms (smell that wealth) and shut the door, 4 hours later the washing is dry and there’s about 5 litres of water in the tank. That tiny little thing won’t do anything.
ALSO! plasterers and decorators use bloody great industrial dehumidifiers usually spattered with plaster, paint etc. not crappy little Groupon specials. They’d get laughed off the site if they minced in carrying that little thing.
I have a 10 litre one which cost me £200, it’s brilliant, I can put a full 8kg load of clothes out in one of my 4 double bedrooms (smell that wealth) and shut the door, 4 hours later the washing is dry and there’s about 5 litres of water in the tank. That tiny little thing won’t do anything.
ALSO! plasterers and decorators use bloody great industrial dehumidifiers usually spattered with plaster, paint etc. not crappy little Groupon specials. They’d get laughed off the site if they minced in carrying that little thing.
Would that be the construction worker that used to be in the Village People? 
If the flat (no a hoose) is so damp I hate to think whits going on behind that wood panelling so aye
If the flat (no a hoose) is so damp I hate to think whits going on behind that wood panelling so aye
He’s no way going to miss a Hinch book signing. I canny wait to see him stood there clutching a kiddies book in his hawns , spining bright next to Hinch looking like a garden gnome with a beetroot red shiny face #treatit
Do you think any of the advice he got was to stop using 7 different air diffusers literally cancels out his wee de humidifier
literally cancels out his wee de humidifier
Did you know he got the train to London to pick Mario up and get the train straight back to Beirut
Exactly this. And the same goes for those cheap and nasty dupe perfumes. They're shite!
I see his wee bum chum raising awareness re HIV. Ma moneys on wee Marion claiming hes also HIV positive like its in fashion. Sit down you fat slag, you can't get it from B & M! 
Wee Mazda when he wakes up efter huvin the dehumidifier oan aw nite in the boudoir.What plasters and construction workers follow Marion?clutching ma beak.
Does he just mean that the council have told him to get a dehumidifier? Try decluttering and opening your windows aswell. Tons a love
That’s far too skinny to be oor Maz hen
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Cleaning with Mario #77 Shine bright like a £4 neon yellow pepper
Was I dreaming ma lovelies or did Martin not buy a winter coat at the start of this year and say he was he was putting it away for this winter? 🤔 ma lovelie, you read ma mind. Ahm sure he bought 2winter coats last spring to put away - and am sure one was a grey sleeping bag…… just like his...
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The filters add oan ten stone doll.That’s far too skinny to be oor Maz hen
She’s in a huff and that app isnae a full time joab
And no book deal like the other huns pure affronted
Looks like he’s crashed and on a come down after the week end excitement … nae mare Peggy Porschen for you Mario pal back in your aine lane you go
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He's fumming that after wan post as an influencer in his 5* bathroom, nae £200 dehumidifier was #gifted
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