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FFS you would think he had walked the Inca trail and found a cure for cancer!! He went to bloody London for a day. I used to do that 3 times a day when I was cabin crew! Give me strength! And don’t even start me on how he had the brass neck to wear the peach trackie
And Staceys tits - one nip on the Pickles (duck me i can’t tell you how much I hate this phrase), the other nip had a quick glance of Maz’s microcock, no wonder they were making a getaway.
I don’t understand her either. In her words she's spent the last three nights sofa surfing and air beds. There's no way l would that. Surely she can afford a Premier Inn or BandB.
Stupid woman.
DMs have been fing insane. Mentioned his glasses.
The best time, would he have done it without Hannah and Derek, no.
Travelling is anxious, especially his sight. Best to push out of his comfort zone. This trip planned for ages.
It was lovely. Commuting was fing busy.
A fing experience. Hannah the hostess with the mostest, He saw Mamma Mia. The West End is fing unbelievable.
He is going back and wants to see Tina Turner.
Funny moments, snippets. Dosna like to phone things like influencers do. He gets affronted.
2 Wines in, his sight is bad, wants to go to the toilet. ''Hannah tell me where I am going''. Ended in the fing kitchen. Finished up in a disabled toilet. Wanted to go noo.
London is overwhelming and hectic. It’s so his vibe.
He has triggers. Covid played a huge part in this. He was a recluse. Greedy’s event was people she trusted.
His eyesight affects his life. Travelling dosna appeal to him. No sunbathing.He isnna a beach babe.
He wouldn’t say no if offered though. Going to London did him the world of good.
Questions – what was it like to be in the same room as the lassies?
He follows them for the person they are, not their label.
We don’t know each over but we know each other.
His friends have all been women. BINGO far me. He has caught up on Tattle.
These lassies are wonderful. He takes them for who they are.
He couldn’t wait to get a cuddle from Sophie.
He doesn’t like going to events. Fear of travelling.
He didn’t feel awkward, It was worth the 4 years of waiting. They are stunning.
So now he’s throwing out to the universe for a Whitney musical, there is one, it’s an adaption of The Bodyguard and it’s been around for ten years plus coming to Glasgow from next week!!! It’s also one of the best musicals I’ve seen if anyone hasn’t seen it.
So now he’s throwing out to the universe for a Whitney musical, there is one, it’s an adaption of The Bodyguard and it’s been around for ten years plus coming to Glasgow from next week!!! It’s also one of the best musicals I’ve seen if anyone hasn’t seen it.
This might be a long rant, ah watched his dots of doom withoot a break (check me oot Marion, oot ma comfort zone) and ah may have hud a boattle of , anyway ma post ma rules!!
So he canni see, yet has a job cleaning? He also admitted he should be wearing glasses but doesn't (ah canni see withoot mine, that's why ah wear them ya fanny and manage tae get around without a guide Derek).
London is pyoor busy, what a surprise when its population is nearly double of the whole of Scotland (blame google if that's rang).
He supports women, apart from oor dear old Betty who he wuz incredibly rude to in home bargains. Marion, patron saint of feminism.
He's supported these honest(!) lassies since OG 2018. If yer that gullible ah've goat sum tartan paint tae sell ye. The camera disnae dae them justice cos they're pyoor stunning, ah think ye mean the camera withoot the filter is the real them. Plus ah thought ye wur blind, did ye dae a Lionel Richie video and make a model oaf their faces in clay?
His brother warns him no tae bother his famous pals asking fur signatures, ah wunner if he's allowed tae ask fur autographs?
And finally (only cos ah canni remember what else bothered me in dots of doom, be glad ah didn't take notes) they should dae a Whitney theatre show? It's already toured in Scotland, in fact it's playing yet again in Scotland, tomorrow night in Dunfermline!
Mebbes ye shud speak tae yer brother and his showbiz pals and dae yer ain show since ye think it disnae exist wi you playing Whitney and call it Shitney!
I really can’t bring myself to watch his dots of doom this time aroond. I cringe and get angry in equal measures at him lately. He is just off the chart delusional, whilst being a massive bleep
Thinking of the poor 4000 mugs that have followed him off the back of Hinch & co on Monday being greeted with that foul mouthed rant. I can swear with the best of them but he really is just a vile wee pleb.
So now he’s throwing out to the universe for a Whitney musical, there is one, it’s an adaption of The Bodyguard and it’s been around for ten years plus coming to Glasgow from next week!!! It’s also one of the best musicals I’ve seen if anyone hasn’t seen it.
Marion, the new Christopher Columbus fur the thick shits. Right ah'm away tae bed, said too much and drank too much. Nite tae aw ma pals, tonsa luv M x
So he can't see but there's loads to see.
Its cauld but its hot.
Its chaotic and hectic but that's his vibe.
Hes been around celebs at his brothers events but he hates being in rooms of people he doesn't know.
Bloody hell ma lovelies, am behind again because ma bastard real joab is expecting me to put in some actual graft and it’s interfering with this joab that ain’t ma joab. Have just watched his reel, feckin home from home for him that shoebox of a hotel room wasn’t it! Tight bastards, bet they searched for cheapest hotel room in London
Anyway, 13 bespoke pages to catch up on already! Oh & Martin, here’s what it means to be affronted You need to learn to research words you don’t fully understand before trying to use them View attachment 1892889
Ah canni believe ah'm daeing this, in Scotland, well the bit ah'm fae, no saying cos oaf compromised security we use affronted tae mean second hand embarrassment.
Naw am actually in bed shaking way laughter at this
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, anyway ma post ma rules!!
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You need to learn to research words you don’t fully understand before trying to use them 
