Beard? Beard?? Fucking hell he doesny have enough hair on his heid, it will a bumfluff beard!Oh god are we going on a beard journey?
He hates stubble on himself he needs to keep clean appearance all the time. He's a walking contradictionOh god are we going on a beard journey?
Honest ta goad hen I feel like bleaching ma eyes the noooo !!! Nae debates on this wan!!!clutchin ma beak at the thought of thy little wazzock waiting outside the polis stashun with a bunch of half deed flowers.
Maz imagining mr brick shitehouse is tearing him in half while little gingivitis bitch is rimming him, bringing him flowers and gifts to London to escort him home.. deek you’re a mug mate!
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Am sorry hen, a really need to sit doon and get some classHonest ta goad hen I feel like bleaching ma eyes the noooo !!! Nae debates on this wan!!!
Ain lane Isa doll, daily record oanly run stories on real celebs like I Marion and Suzie Stiletto McGuire and nae debates!Catch my story in the daily record with the finance that groomed me. Poor Mr Isa feeling like a cradle snatcher now. Tbf it did raise a few eyebrows with age difference of few years but older now so don't seem bad now
Wit Marion and wee Deek think they look like, compared tae the truth.Even though this app isnae ma joab.
Ah've goggled this tae pop here in case oor @hopethishelpsallthebest wants tae do anything with it.as a treatit for us all
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Tight fucker never had gifts for Derek does he. Always himself. Molton brown couple weeks ago. Flowers. Only thing he’s ever got him is cream eggs that he ate. Selfish Marion! Your selfish!!!Lies once again!! We aw know Deek is prolly no allowed control er his ain credit caird so he’s went and bought them himsel so aye!!
Suzie McGuire! That’s a wee blast from Clyde 1 past for me there! I just googled her oan the app that is google to see whit she’s daein noo and looks like she’s been fired for being caught singing f**k the hunsAin lane Isa doll, daily record oanly run stories on real celebs like I Marion and Suzie Stiletto McGuire and nae debates!
I nearly spat my bacon sarnie oot reading thisclutchin ma beak at the thought of thy little wazzock waiting outside the polis stashun with a bunch of half deed flowers.
Maz imagining mr brick shitehouse is tearing him in half while little gingivitis bitch is rimming him, bringing him flowers and gifts to London to escort him home.. deek you’re a mug mate!
Jesus how the hell do you get in that room? There is a path around the bed and that us the floor space. Clearly too much crap in the room. The general rule is to put furniture appropriate to the size of the room. I am kelly hoppen nae debatesWe know that flats tiny, but come on. They must have to maneuver themselves around that bedroom like an obstacle course. It's friggin tiny!
Wrong angle to show on the gram Mario, but now we know how small it really is
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