Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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The milk tray man? Aye Marion, if the milk tray man was wearing a kids PlayStation tracksuit, had gingivitis and was smoking a reefer.
D e l u d e d.
 
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The milk tray man? Aye Marion, if the milk tray man was wearing a kids PlayStation tracksuit, had gingivitis and was smoking a reefer.
D e l u d e d.
Maybes Deeks been playing dressing up in Marios wardrobe and found the black polo he squeezed himsel inta last weekend, wee bespoke wardrobe journey so aye
 
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Nothing says I love you more than buying flowers from ya workplace with ya discount work card. Tight fooker.

and what does 'came out work tonight' mean?

 
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Lies once again!! We aw know Deek is prolly no allowed control er his ain credit caird so he’s went and bought them himsel so aye!!
 
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Think wee Deek has some issues. Constant gift buying is giving me the creeps. Wonder if Max ever thinks to buy him anything?!
Guilty conscience hen, while I Marion wuz cosplaying being an influencer in London, wee Deek wuz getting tons of action in the bumming fort at the bedsit. Keep yer Kerry Katonas peeled tae see if Marion starts scratching crotch in his dots of doom
 
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Nothing says I love you more than buying flowers from ya workplace with ya discount work card. Tight fooker.

and what does 'came out work tonight' mean?

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They look like the same bunch he got last time.
Deed Deek really does run about for this fud if he can walk to work himself he can walk back himself.
This is shit I did when Mr Isa and I first met I'd go into town a Friday and meet him after college and then go home to his I was 16 he is 40 years old.
 
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Christ Isa hen, ah read that as you being 16 and Mr Isa was 40 years auld when he met you! Ah think ah've goat tae ken noo though.
 
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Sadly yes
Worst of it is in my head it’s a totally normal and correct way to say what I want to say
Although I do think I may say it worse I say ‘came out work the night’ which makes even less sense I suppose
 
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Worst of it is in my head it’s a totally normal and correct way to say what I want to say
Although I do think I may say it worse I say ‘came out work the night’ which makes even less sense I suppose
Spine bright these uncouth Tattlers that dinni ken good auld West Coast Scoattish talk need tae get tae ken and nae debates. #soaye
 
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Worst of it is in my head it’s a totally normal and correct way to say what I want to say
Although I do think I may say it worse I say ‘came out work the night’ which makes even less sense I suppose
Me too, I could nae see what was being queried, oh shit. Get with the lingo crew

So are we being led to believe didums meets Maz after he's finished bleaching the bogs, they have a wee whinch on the street and Deek gives Maz a bunch of flowers? FFS, get a grip! Is he 15, I'd honestly be affronted.

What a crock of shite, does he think Oor heids button up the back
 
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Christ Isa hen, ah read that as you being 16 and Mr Isa was 40 years auld when he met you! Ah think ah've goat tae ken noo though.
Need get your Kerry katonas looked at hen or get yourself some them ebay dress up glasses like Oor Marion. Could you imagine but I'd be 33 with a oap for a hub 33 and 60 he could join Marion on the McGill's buses with his free pass. Too funny I'll admit lovelies sometimes I need to double check for sending anything because Mairon lingo takes over.
 
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Disnae matter how you say it. He disnae work so he came out of fuck aw
It's not even work he should had said came out 4 hour shift. He literally doesn't know the meaning of work. Honestly but these 2 are going be left behind that's their life home,work and shops. I don't understand why Marion is always the one taking stuff from Deed Deek. Mind Deek got slaughtered from showing what he bought him and Marion refused never to show or share what he bought Deek now pathetic man

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I was also agog to find oot if Isa has been groomed
Catch my story in the daily record with the finance that groomed me. Poor Mr Isa feeling like a cradle snatcher now. Tbf it did raise a few eyebrows with age difference of few years but older now so don't seem bad now
 
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Poor Deek spends his pocket money on a bunch of flowers only for him to sit touching his tadger while watching other men online
 
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