Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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Madge2022

She's bloody private oan that app! Influencer ma backside, she needs tae get tae ken fae Marion and nae debates.
 
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Ferguson

Absolutely clutching ma bespoke beak at hoo close the bed is tae the letter box.
Pokey wee hovel.
But it's his safe place and so forth
 
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Babybail93

Just had a quick read. She sounds fucking mental! Even worse than Mario. Can’t believe the selfish cunt is private on that app
 
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Whats the 411

Wee Derek reading Tattle and absalootly guttit we aw hate him . Never mind, dolly loves ye

 
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SuzyE

Ugh, he's doing that weird, whiney kids voice in the video...' l want a dog soooooo muuuuuuch'. It's so creepy

 
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Anti-influencer

Huvin a bespoke chuckle imagining oor Mazda pounding the Paisley streets wi a Great Dane in tow. He’s that wee he’d be riding it like a horse
 
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laynelo_

Anti-influencer said:
Huvin a bespoke chuckle imagining oor Mazda pounding the Paisley streets wi a Great Dane in tow. He’s that wee he’d be riding it like a horse
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I imagine a rogue staffy called Bella running aboot the wasteland that is Beirut. A wee bespoke diamanté collar for her. Specialist dog food along way baby gurl Rayn’s. The dug shitting in his bedroom carpet, an excuse tae get a brand new one #treatit. Taking wee bella on his autumn walks tae protect him fae the wild, rabid blind nikita dugs than run Paisley amok
 
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coffeeislife21

Never contact this number again!
 
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bigmouth1927

A gypsy cob tethered to the lampost would suit him nicely. He could ride it down to the CastelVeechi!
 
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GiftedNotFree

I hope it absolutely chews him up that cameltoe and Johnny have the same dug breed and that it’s the breed he dreams of. They’ve got hooses Mazda hen, and some space for a dog! Unlike you stuck in that padded cell. There’s barely enough room for Rayn, fs! How come that isn’t enough to inspire him to save every penny to get out of the bedsit!?
 
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Madge2022

Ferguson said:
Absolutely clutching ma bespoke beak at hoo close the bed is tae the letter box.
Pokey wee hovel.
But it's his safe place and so forth
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It's to save the embarrassment oaf the postie seeing loose boabbies ma lovelei. Strangler fingers ur perfect reach.

The wan time the postie wanted a rottweiler around tae bite aff the #bitetheboabbie

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#cosy #soaye
 
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teatwo

Only dog he needs is a guide dog seen as he’s practically blind
 
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