He gets disability payments for doing it ma lovelie. So aye.Hey whit a day eh!
Enjoy yersel and your wee fake anxiety has been well and truly exposed as a big fat lie
I don't know what you get out of doing that
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I can't wait for the big come down when he gets back 
A fell over ma beak rushing tae the comments when a saw oor Margaret was in London.
Are we on a reverse agoraphobia jurnee ma lovelies?
Are we on a reverse agoraphobia jurnee ma lovelies?
I hope Marion took her travel sickness tablets afore all this gadding about. She’ll be no well! 
Back tae the bleep washings and “12 hour shifts” in iraq Ma luvlieI can't wait for the big come down when he gets back
I bet even her theatre dwelling brother is thinking “What a tw@t” when he sees those London videos. She’s an uncultured gobby fat slug. Nae debates.
#deed
I am crying henWanking into Mongos best towels with the Jo Malone candle burning. Deviant!
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Pahahaha SO affronted for the obese woodlouse. Abzaloot fud and so forth.
He's such a numptie
how is this man almost 40? Zero life experience and no idea of how to behave. Today's been an eye opener.This pish of 'i'm trying" ain't fooling anyone. I'm honestly affronted for him. I've rolled my eyes so many times today I feel like a slot machine
Anxiety is horrendous Mario, you do not have it. You have no social skills, no life experience and have no friends. Lying on your pip form is not the same as genuine anxiety.
Roll on Tuesday's saga, we are in for another day of hilarity. As you were tattle trolls 🫡
He has gone to London not bleeping Australia. He has literally done what most people deem an average day out and he is like an over excited child. I have second hand embarrassment for him
He really has never, ever, got out much had he?!
His behaviour is beyond bizarre, like a hyper 14 year old being let into town without their parents for the first time. Is that the first time he’s seen a red telephone box? I’m actually mortified they he’s Scottish and nearly 40
His behaviour is beyond bizarre, like a hyper 14 year old being let into town without their parents for the first time. Is that the first time he’s seen a red telephone box? I’m actually mortified they he’s Scottish and nearly 40
And the sweaty t-shirt.
Bet we get a morning view from wherever he’s stayed T u e s d a y L o n d o n
As it’s the only time he’ll ever have a decent view from his windae, instead of the Beirut wasteland, bins and so forth
As it’s the only time he’ll ever have a decent view from his windae, instead of the Beirut wasteland, bins and so forth
I'm itching to know where he stayed. I've got a feeling it was a hotel now and not her house.Bet we get a morning view from wherever he’s stayed T u e s d a y L o n d o n
As it’s the only time he’ll ever have a decent view from his windae, instead of the Beirut wasteland, bins and so forth
I think this is the year we see the departure of Deek…no idea why I think that but just got a feeling 
I hope he’s changed the locks and Marion is out on his ear, surrounded by bags of his tat. #FreeDeekI think this is the year we see the departure of Deek…no idea why I think that but just got a feeling
Well where ever he stayed my lovelies can guarantee he hasn’t been taken up the shard so aye 
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It may still be the sedation wearing aff but ah thought gaun yersel' son when ah saw his wee giddy post after the theatre.
Did chuckle at this though:
Did chuckle at this though:
Bet she’s stolen the hotel slippers again. Basic witch. 
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