Hola Ma Lovelies,
A huv been absolutely flaired wi the flu. Honestly been bed bound for about two weeks. On the plus side Av lost a stone.
A didnae even huv the energy to check oot oor Marion or in wi youse trolls.
Kin somebody please gee me a brief overview of what he’s been up tae fur the last two weeks, and wit is he going oan aboot in his latest post aboot spreading his wings?
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Ma lovely, ah have just the treatit for you'se.
I've kept some wee notes. Ah wiz gonnae leave it till the end of the month, but ah cannae be bothered tae continue and so forth (no ma joab)
Marions month so far...
1st. A grand reveal of her Tea Coffee stayshun that she's been planning for 6 months.
2nd. An announcement that due tae the global success of his wax melt in the scent cat pish, he's noo going tae wave goodbye to that wan and take it tae bigger heights in the scents world.
Is he starting his ain bespoke wax melt business?
3rd Shared with us her wee Xmas treatis fae Mammy, a Hinch bedding set, and a pair of wee lassies baby blue trainers for spring
Introduced us tae the colour Toop.
4th. Nae content fae the fat slag
5th. Tells us he is on his 3rd bottle of bespoke shampoo, despite only having 3 hairs on his flat heed and so forth
6th. Emptied his Celebrations intae a bespoke wooden weans treatit box (pedalo vibes)
7th. Gets the McGills, wearing old bobbly joggers, tae Edinburgh, decides tae visit a
traditional coffee shop Costa
Aw cosy oan the bus hame by 4pm
Was feart tae wash her woodlouse coat but it came up effect.
8th.
Introduced us tae some boujee bespoke designer body sprays fae that small business Home Bargains. He particularly liked the wan in the scent Nore-ell
Treatit hersel tae a bag fae the market travel bag with a wee scarf tied aroond (circa 1997) fae her upcoming travelling adventures and so forth.
9th. Telt us the reason he disnae go oot.
He "gets so effected physically with just to travel". And goes onto explain....
he gets embarrassed when he needs to ask strangers for help to see.
Please remember, he's just Mario.
10th. Treatit us tae some inspirational quotes.
"Leave the box you've created yourself"
"Baby steps lead to running and takes you onto wonderful moments"
11th. Nae content fae the fat slag.