Who the duck is calling wee Hot Dog Heed an influencer ?!! Just himself? Aye thought so.
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Oh god I’m so embarrassed for him 
don’t know if I can keep looking. The cringe is real
don’t know if I can keep looking. The cringe is real
Aww bless her, oan the sweet Pinot Grigio tonight. Let’s pray for a drunk live 
Hannah looks absolutely done with his tit already.
Hannah looks absolutely done with his tit already.
Just went past woman towers on the choo choo train and it's in complete darkness.
Is he wearing his (pink) tracksuit underneath his woodlouse coat in London?!?!?! 
Thread title suggestion: He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie.
Thread title suggestion: He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie.
Oh My Gowd...
Hens look at the fat wee fanny pounding the streets of london wearing his 2 piece peach tracky
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Deekz isn't allowed to turn the lights on or he's out celebrating his freedom.
Ffs mario! London is one of my fave places! I got engaged there, now you’ve plagued it with you sharts! Feck off back to paisley! We don’t claim you here! He’s prob got his shart card in his bag with spare y fronts so aye.
Wow you can tell he's no been far fae his bedshit before. Like a wee shrieking lassie running roon that London wae his toddler sized Peach trackie oan.
Actually embarrassed for him the way he's acting. The excitement has brought out the grandiose behaviour, he's the only person calling himself an influencer
Actually embarrassed for him the way he's acting. The excitement has brought out the grandiose behaviour, he's the only person calling himself an influencer
From Hannah's account.
I’m so confused - so how long is he in London for? 
where is he staying?!
where is he staying?! 
Just seen Greedy is on her way to London so I assume he’s down for something to do with her. What a sad bastard.
A need tae know how he’s getting back up the road.
A need tae know how he’s getting back up the road.
Nay idea hen.I’m so confused - so how long is he in London for?
As long as ah wisnae talking like himThat’s good hen I had visions of you talking about Marion when you were coming roundglad you’re ok
Speaking of which ah think Hannah huz gave him too many sweeties the day, shouting influencer aroon London, ah'm affronted fur him. Ah hope wee Deek does a midnight flit.
Please tell me I have the kerry katonas and he’s nae wearing the peach tracksuit, please
Ah dare ye tae go up tae his ring doorbell and pretend tae be a bailiff ...Deekz isn't allowed to turn the lights on or he's out celebrating his freedom.
He is hen, bought it especially fae the big trip
It's sad that at 39 he's that excited about being in London. 
You'd swear he was in NYC, it's so embarrassing! I've been to London countless times, both on day trips and overnight stays for gigs/shows and I had a good time but wouldn't rush back - it's not my cup of tea and much prefer other cities, but I doubt he's been anywhere else so has nothing to compare London to. 
You'd swear he was in NYC, it's so embarrassing! I've been to London countless times, both on day trips and overnight stays for gigs/shows and I had a good time but wouldn't rush back - it's not my cup of tea and much prefer other cities, but I doubt he's been anywhere else so has nothing to compare London to. 
Hannah and the Giant Peach needs tae be in the next thread titleHannah and The Giant Peach on the wine - please keep posting Martin - give us the content we deserve after waiting all day
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