Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

[Caw1982]

It's obvious Derek isn't with them, so let's see how he manages to get back on his own with his anxiety. I hope the ugly bastard gets on the wrong train

Ffs Mario. You're in London mate not the Maldives View attachment 1887410

Some things never change
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He manages to find beige shite where ever he goes state of him in that coat in London, folk will be throwing pennies at him

 

[laynelo_]

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Cheers ma luvlie. Pooor bespoke pic noo. Wis he no wearing the same exact outfit yesterday anaw? Boggin bleep. You would’ve thought he saw this as an opportunity tae go buy a new wardrobe. Ad also like tae add primark tae ma list a shops he’ll visit. Hope Hannah takes him tae a posh restaurant only for him tae show up in his finest reduced section claez so aye

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

You’d think he’d travelled the world it’s only London Mario calm yourself ffs.
@Madge2022 hen are you round from the sedation yet ma lovelie

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Ah bet his wee pal Hannah has funded the whole trip which is why Monzo has forgotten about his anxiety quicker than the ugg slippers, craptop and crocs. So aye .

 

[Madge2022]

You’d think he’d travelled the world it’s only London Mario calm yourself ffs.
@Madge2022 hen are you round from the sedation yet ma lovelie

Ah am ma lovelie, once ah explained the importance of the day they goat me in and oot in two hours. Like Marion ah need a wee chaperone, unlike Marion it's oanly fur 24 hours. In bed aw cosy noo. Tonsa luv M x

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Ah am ma lovelie, once ah explained the importance of the day they goat me in and oot in two hours. Like Marion ah need a wee chaperone, unlike Marion it's oanly fur 24 hours. In bed aw cosy noo. Tonsa luv M x

That’s good hen I had visions of you talking about Marion when you were coming round glad you’re ok

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Daes the London Aye (and so forth) take Klarna now

 

[no flouncing]

Buzzin oot of his tits and shitting hisself all at the same time at being oot and aboot in that there London. So aye.

 

[twilightgarden]

When he was waddling into the phone box I thought he was naked under his woodlouse jacket but actually he’s wearing his PEACH TRACKSUIT! and big platform trainers but Hannah still towers over him so aye.

I’m affronted for him gan aboot London shrieking like a giddy schoolgirl. Get a life Marion hen.

 

[Pepsi]

I don't know why she bothers with him, maybe she's being paid by someone
She has certainly went out her way to look after him, putting herself at the hugest risk. Poor wee lassie, hope she doesn't think all we Scots are like him.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

The absolute state of it. Snide Burberry scarf, woodlouse coat, side saddle bag, shoplifter trainers and the peach monstrosity. I’m affronted he’s in the capital mincing around like that. Looks like a smack heed.

 

[Luna25]

I don’t just come here for anybody….

It’s London you prick not the bleeping Russia

 

[twilightgarden]

she doesn't think all we Scots are like him.

It makes me embarrassed to be Scottish. Look who she’s met with so far. Marion, Princess Fiona, Misfit Jaw, what a bunch of rejects

 

[Poptart]

Please tell me he is not going to see Mamma Mia in the peach tracksuit?!

 

[Spottydog]

Omg and jeezo has oor wee Marian taken herself out of glasgae!
Sorry I'm on my wee bougie holidays and not caught up x

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What the duck is he wearing - beige, grey, peach, white… A true pal would give him a nudge and tell him to sort it oot.

And you couldn’t write it, loves Christmas but goes to London (one of the most festive cities in December) the month after when there is literally duck all happening.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Is he not wearing his shart card? What happens when the chips take effect? Mazda's gonna tit hisself

It's no valid in foreign cuntries hen xxxxx

 

[Turmeric123]

Hannah and The Giant Peach on the wine - please keep posting Martin - give us the content we deserve after waiting all day

 

[Caw1982]

MARIO YOU bleeping BELLEND!!! YOU AINT NO INFLUENCER. THE ONLY INFLUENCING YOU DO IS HOW NOT TO LIVE!!!
JAPSEYE!!!!!

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Spends 362 days of the year in the bedsit, has plans fae 3 days and is shitting her pants thinking she’s a lassie about town. Sit your fat peach tracksuited arse down and get some class.