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Hello ma luvlies, took a wee nap #deserved and was expecting tae see this thread bouncing!! But wits happened tae him?? Has he took the wrong stop and ended up in the middle a naewhere greeting to oor Hannah doon the phone? I needty know!!
ONE bleeping PICTURE OF A TRAIN AW DAY?! Come oan, give the people what they want 
we get mare ‘content’ when he’s walked tae the polis shop oan a ten minute shift
we get mare ‘content’ when he’s walked tae the polis shop oan a ten minute shift
@hopethishelpsallthebest maybe hen you could do a wee picture of what is to come fae monzo outside big ben or Buckingham palace wae his pearly king suit Ian so aye tonsa love
Do we need to call in the tattler hauners?? One picture!! He’s deid!!
Maybe he broke free from his wrist strap and ran and ran and ran.
Poor deirdre scared in the big smoke all on her own
Poor deirdre scared in the big smoke all on her own
He really has the mental age of an 8 year old doesn't he?! FML 
No way does he suffer from anxiety. Lying little twit 
Tattle is responsible for Mavis spreading his bespoke wings so aye thank us later for outing you as a Selfish bleep hermit crab
I’m no familiar wae that part of paisley
Bastard. Why did he no get a wee cheap easyJet flight doon tae london and we could’ve got an airport journee. Stupid bleep probably thought he needed a passport. Anyway, am writing doon ma checklist a places he’ll go including Jo Malone, The White Company, and Selfridges. Aw each boomeranged with the stupid heart eyes emoji. A expect a haul a shite when he returns back hame, loads a touristy tat anaw. Tons a love hens
Because Marion is the small business champion, these places will really be PUT ON THE MAP once he has visited and tagged them.Bastard. Why did he no get a wee cheap easyJet flight doon tae london and we could’ve got an airport journee. Stupid bleep probably thought he needed a passport. Anyway, am writing doon ma checklist a places he’ll go including Jo Malone, The White Company, and Selfridges. Aw each boomeranged with the stupid heart eyes emoji. A expect a haul a shite when he returns back hame, loads a touristy tat anaw. Tons a love hens
It's obvious Derek isn't with them, so let's see how he manages to get back on his own with his anxiety. I hope the ugly bastard gets on the wrong train 
Ffs Mario. You're in London mate not the Maldives
Some things never change
Ffs Mario. You're in London mate not the Maldives
Some things never change
That little handbag for a trip to London?
He’s like Nessa when she goes to London with just a pack of fags, tictacs and a spare pare of knickers
He’s like Nessa when she goes to London with just a pack of fags, tictacs and a spare pare of knickers
Mebbes Hannah huz arranged a chaperone, like they do on flights
Hannah better remember his cosy time, else she will huv a crabbit Marion tae deal wi.
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Jesus.... it's like care in the community.
State of him in that ugly puffa coat and scarf, he really is old before his time! 
Is he not wearing his shart card? What happens when the chips take effect? Mazda's gonna tit hisself
Imagine taking that haircut to London. Absolute melt! Maybe he should use some of his petty cash for a bespoke hairdo in the big smoke?
Aye,riddled with anxiety the lying fat hedgehog
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