My laddie's gettin oan that very train at 10.58 fae Newcastle 
I huv sent him a pic of Mongo and telt him tae keep his katonas open fae him 
I huv sent him a pic of Mongo and telt him tae keep his katonas open fae him 
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He’s friends wae all they nurses remember henHe will be dining out on this till crissmas at Beirut towers makes a comeback.
Ah'm getting a wee procedure done at the hoaspital this efternin and wull require sedation. Pondering whether tae cancel so ah kin keep up with Mario sightings oot in the wild. Mebbes the nurses wull get tae ken and keep auld Madge informed when ah wake up.
He’ll stand out like a sore thumb…. Literally wae that shaped heidMy laddie's gettin oan that very train at 10.58 fae Newcastle
What a time to be alive ...or oan a train with I Marion. He needs tae get a selfie.My laddie's gettin oan that very train at 10.58 fae Newcastle
Ah'm ah gunni cum oot wi a button mushroom as part of Marion's revengeHe’s friends wae all they nurses remember hen
Wonder what his train snacks are. That compartment will be shart central
I wonder if she’s taken his tacky little wooden snack box?
I’d love tae be oan that train. Bet she’s making such a show of himself
Well ma lovelies, as it wuz a clear night here ah've managed tae find Marion's star...
Jupiter jobby... so aye hens this has to be the highlight of this century ...sing it hen
Maz's chocolate star
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Am well feart fur him getting back hame withoot a carer and nae debates.
This is great.My laddie's gettin oan that very train at 10.58 fae Newcastle
Am masel glad he doesn't have a passport and will never get to this place called abroad. I'd never stop laughing if I spotted him in the wild.
I really hope he stays over at her house. We've seen pictures of it so his eyes will be out on stalks Then get ready for a come down when he gets back to the tiny flat
On Hannah’s story, she's shared his picture in her stories and put "Proud of you"
Then get ready for a come down when he gets back to the tiny flat On Hannah’s story, she's shared his picture in her stories and put "Proud of you"
I love our patter about his explosive sharts but the funniest part is that he has given us this information for free 
It isnae Tattle folklore.
It isnae Tattle folklore.Pleased to see he's had a swift recovery from his blindness and crippling anxiety to be out the house all weekend.
bleep.
bleep.
I was in the station same time as him. Bet he wiz on ma train!
Or mibbies no as a didnae smell any sharts.
This will be it for the year, he'll come back with either delusion of grandeur or never leave the close again
Hello ma lovelies 
Well, he's had an exciting weekend oan the team with hispals cronies/Instagram fake friends. And now he's oan the train to god knows where, seeing someone who won't really want to see him.
Well, he's had an exciting weekend oan the team with his
And now he's oan the train to god knows where, seeing someone who won't really want to see him. 
Hallo ma lovelies, I am a wee bit concerned that laddo has been allowed out into the wilds. He isny built for these tests, you know, conversations, manners, getting oot the bedsit.. and HOW WILL HE GET HAME, all cozee n that.
oh i need to lie doon, its too much… we haveny heard from in him 4 hours!!!!
oh i need to lie doon, its too much… we haveny heard from in him 4 hours!!!!
Wits happenin ma manz ...sorry wrang thread...so greedy is aff to london tonight for something exciting tomorrow, ye cannae get anything mare exciting than monzo being chaperoned to London...a wonder if he is wearing a wrist strap attached tae hannah
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