Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs

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Doodlebug71

Who put 50p in this cunt today? He is like a dog with 2 dicks.....so aye and so forth

 
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Exhausted Pigeon

The only way his life has changed due to coronacorona is that he's not going to work or the cat vomit cafe. If we weren't in lockdown his stories would be exactly the same.
 
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cleaningupthecrap

Doodlebug71 said:
Who put 50p in this cunt today? He is like a dog with 2 dicks.....so aye and so forth
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He bought something to fill the empty void inside him. Give it a few days until the novelty wears off and he has exhausted the stories he can do with the new steamer, he will quieten down then until the next purchase.
 
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GiftedWaxMelts

Lockdown boredom must be really getting to me, because I’m dying to know where he’s keeping that steam mop! I want to know if it’s stood decoratively somewhere like the hoover!
 
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Dollylollipop

When I buy wax melts they last forever cos I forget to light them or just can’t be arsed
 
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Kikini Bamalam

I hope Melv does a tutorial on how to steam your balloon knot, to make it pure fresh and stunnin'. The thought of him bent over showing his brown eye to the world and applying steam to it it making me laugh like a drain. I think giving up drinking during lockdown is making me go strange...
 
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Dollylollipop

Bestlife@60 said:
Snap. I have a drawerful. I forget to light!
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Glad it’s not just me takes me all my time to get dinners n dishes done n everything ready for the next day (I’m still working) so the wax melts are really only for when I can be bothered to light them

How can u give up drinking during lockdown it’s the only thing keeping me going AA for sure after this is over
 
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D2theyawn

Did everyone get the “just” of that mattress cleaning tutorial guys??

So basically youse cannae youse washing powder to wash yer pads, even though that’s what the product is intended fur. Naw, Marian says to youse zoflora so youse better aw youse that okay ma lovelies? Personally I’d have used a biological detergent in ma machine, Cos I was under the daft impression that it was a cleaner because it contained surfactant whereas Zoflo doesn’t... but I deffo won’t make that mistake at this present time and will definitely be following marians advice Cos he’s the expert after all.

ALSO, folk that say “game changer really rip my knitting. Usually they are from some sort of network marketing cult I fail to see how a steam cleaner is a game changer when you have two wee falirs and a boggin mattress to alternate between
 
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cleaningupthecrap

Don't be skeptible.....skeptible??? Just message the twat and mean it when you say you think he's a diamond
 
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Nutty.nora

What I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Nutty.nora said:
What I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
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He's probably got one of these that you can do your own hair with.
Or as we suspect he is bunging a fiver to the coonsil man to do his barnet when he's finished trimming the grass verges. Those weed whackers strimmer things have a long handle so I guess he can still be 6 feet away?
 

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SequinDress

Nutty.nora said:
What I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
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He said ages ago that he cuts his own hair xx
 
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GiftedNotFree

Can someone discern what he's actually trying to say in that latest rabble of stories?

Something about how people are jealous and want what he's "gowat" and that these people (yo)use him because of his follower count? I'm at a loss.
 
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