My 12 year old won’t even wear Hype what a knob
It’s nicer even in person, what?! why do you always get the most basic of tit wrong Martin!Both him and Derek are both orange men now View attachment 1854416
I know He's so thick it's embarrassingIt’s nicer even in person, what?! why do you always get the most basic of tit wrong Martin!
Take it it's been a really popular choice, selling out fast so they've done it cheap to get rid them.Aye. There’s a reason it were £22 from £70. Saw that blind fucker coming, so they did
Except we will call it Mario and theHe will look like the peach from James and the giant peach and nae debates .
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It hurts my eyes
Happy late birthday Ma lovely.Hello ma lovelies *waves from kitchen table and not mirror*
On this new day of dawn, it's ma birthday! I'm the same age as Mario but polls apart in everything else, thank fucken god - for a start! Although I will probably develop his pot belleh after already getting a teaspoon or twelve in the jar of Nutella I bought especially, and I will be enjoying some snacks later before our meal out. Might have one or two of those lethal if not, a few lagers because why not? I got sickeningly drunk on my works night oot back in Dec and I've nawt been able to look at alcohol since but I think I've recovered! The meal isn't until 7:30pm so I won't be home and awl cosy until much later but it's okay, I can break routine on this day of ma birth - live life! #fuckit #needed
Oh duck I’m clutching ma beak….I do this when I venture to the City that is Glasgow and I canne understand what someone says to me “sorry I’m from……” it’s a wonder Mr S hasn’t divorced me afore now, so ayeMario must have called into see Derek in work today
Mibby he's bespoke styled his toop ball that way hen.Honestly he is so tit at everything. Pretends to be into home aesthetics because all the huns are but seriously how crap does this look!?
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The stems are too long for that stupid little jarthat he “put by” from last year! Use your brain and cut some length off them so they don’t flop over, ya fool.
Also what oh earth is he wearing here? It’s like the mother of the bride hoosecoat on steroids ma lovelies. so aye