Oh god you can just see hip flick his 3 hairs and mouthing it with his crusty lips “because I’m worth it’I go between the Elvive that he has and using Aussies SOS purple shampoo once a week for my highlights, but like you mine lasts me ages. He must squeeze a stupid amount out.
I love how he's tagged L'Oréal in. He'll be wanting to be their ambassador
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Loosely translated to ‘I’ve never used this shampoo before but I’ve seen someone else mention it and I want everyone to believe that I used it first, and knew about it before everyone else’.
Your three hairs will be spining bright before you Ken it ma loveleiMario influenced me….. I’ll get my coat
The illiterate fucker is at it again “no fucks giving” She’s thick as the mince she boilsI go between the Elvive that he has and using Aussies SOS purple shampoo once a week for my highlights, but like you mine lasts me ages. He must squeeze a stupid amount out.
I love how he's tagged L'Oréal in. He'll be wanting to be their ambassador
Mario, you really are a stupid twit
He's definitely not using it as bubble bath lol
Gate keeping aye right O monzo
Me thinks he's lubing up his wee bobby for a crafty 'waggin it off the app thats not his job wank".
after pushing trollies all day.She’s far too fat to be oan the sniff ma lovelie
Oh I dunno. That inflated sense of self importance is either from banging gear up its nose or being mentally ill.
I put the cause of his grandiose sense of self down to the fact he probably has an IQ of around 20
Makes sense. He must be drinking that conditoner to go through it like that!I put the cause of his grandiose sense of self down to the fact he probably has an IQ of around 20
Not a fkn clue hen. I wonder if he uses one of those Fisher Price music players with plastic discs like in the 80s? Wee special boaby for Mammy Sadie he is!
AwMario influenced me….. I’ll get my coat
's oan this app, yer copying him (even though he's used it for 10 months and never mentioned it before). He really is an influencer and yer aw fans. He actually writes how he speaks pure bleeping gibberish so aye
The dimwit stopped using it on the advice of hunners of hairdressers but didna divulge the reason why.Using it for that last 10 months, did he not do a post about buying the Monday shampoo less than 10 months ago?
