That's just reminded me, you were meant to take one for the team and cook this "soup" with "cold water" and 4 tomatoes "chopped into chunks" so aye!Iβd forgotten about his Mary Berry era. Two TABLESPOONS of garlic powder
Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year
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Lot of vampires in Paisley ma lovelieIβd forgotten about his Mary Berry era. Two TABLESPOONS of garlic powder
And yet little Derek works at Marks and Sparks and their food is fabulous said whilst eating a packet of PercyβsHe thinks he's winning at life eating out, truth is it's cheap ass frozen food in at best the likes of Linwood Farmpile it high, sell it low.
Lets hope 2023 brings us as many clutching our beak moments and let's mop kick the duck out the year
The pair of them are such heathens!
Iβd forgotten about his Mary Berry era. Two TABLESPOONS of garlic powder
And THREE stock cubes
I so wish I had found this thread earlier. All these Marionisms missed! Never mind, let's see how he's going to step forward into 2023, new Year same old new Marion yes?
Way his diet and recent 50 stone weight gain weβre defo gawn on a hypertension and diabetes journee ma luvlies am sure a it
Weβll be back seeing 3 measly cut up grapes and the muller yoghurts very soon and so forth so aye
Weβll be back seeing 3 measly cut up grapes and the muller yoghurts very soon and so forth so aye
The motivational 3 days of muller lights and cutted up grapes. Then the fat slag treatit himself by teatime to a battered pizza.
I hear that @Babybail93 wants to message him taeHe shud turn oan his DM's and oor very ain @hopethishelpsallthebest kin send him her bespoke pichures
love you wee hen 
The fact that this fat walrus can't make an end of 2022 reel, of all his highlights, because there's been NONE. It would literally be one picture of Rayns cat litter wax melt. That's the only thing she feels she can post. And even that was whipped away fae him, quicker than he can eat a #deserved Castelvecchi the fat bleeping slut. So aye.
The speech marks, Iβd forgotten this gem! I think my favourites this year have been the power points we were treatit to when he got his new lappy and of course the miss firing of the canonThe raspberries went into a drink full of syrup and lemonade ma lovelie
How do ya get a new phone and manage not to transfer everything? Impossible.
Another 2022 treatit:
Hissalttomato soup "recipe"
"Bonnie appetite!" (No ma quote)
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My fave tat purchase of the year has to have been the cleaningwithmario mdf sign (sadly cannot find the photo). Who gets their handle wrong, and what kind of narc even buys such things (I don't believe for a second Derek orders any of the tit that he shows!)?
However a late contender was the hideous cupcake thing next to his tree he bought because a couple of IG huns sent it to him and he had to have it for that desperate hit of IG-like validation trying to turn a hideous Christmas 'theme' into his entire personality.
However a late contender was the hideous cupcake thing next to his tree he bought because a couple of IG huns sent it to him and he had to have it for that desperate hit of IG-like validation trying to turn a hideous Christmas 'theme' into his entire personality.
Genuinely my 3 year old has had more experiences and days out this year than this clampit.
A wee bespoke treetit for you'se
Terry Waite hud mair activities when he wuz a hostage in Beirut. Fur oor younger Tattlers it wuz Beirut in Lebanon and no Paisley. Naeboady wud survive being hostage in Paisley #iydkgtk
Screaming, furgoat aboot the song and how bad he missed
To be fair Iβll be joining him. Iβm sure I heard my current husband mutter βchunkyβ under his breathWay his diet and recent 50 stone weight gain weβre defo gawn on a hypertension and diabetes journee ma luvlies am sure a it
OMG that whole segment was hilarious and cringey in equal measure
He hasnβt lost any photos heβs just attention seeking.I cannot believe that bellend canβt transfer data from one phone to another.
If he starts calling ye Marion it's time fur a divorce ma lovelieTo be fair Iβll be joining him. Iβm sure I heard my current husband mutter βchunkyβ under his breath
OMG that whole segment was hilarious and cringey in equal measure
Tattlers I have a theory, bear withβ¦..
I actually think Mario is a fictional character, played by the Scottish comedienne Susan Calman. His/her insta is in fact a parody account that she has put together for her next tour. Mario CANNOT be a real person? Even looks like Susan
I actually think Mario is a fictional character, played by the Scottish comedienne Susan Calman. His/her insta is in fact a parody account that she has put together for her next tour. Mario CANNOT be a real person? Even looks like Susan
How did he manage to lose everything wasn't he using the phone when he was shown off the new phone cover? Who is desperate for s new phone, gets it then doesn't 'use it' for least 5 weeks. That resl reason he was aff the app until new year because he had duck all to post.He's lost all his pictures and video's through changing his phone over...apparently.
Bollocks!. Don't believe him. Strange how he managed to have this one
I suppose we have copies if he asks nicely
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Dedicated to Mario
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If you want to lie least keep track of the lies you've told. She is a head.
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