Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year
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Why hasn't he taken it to the Apple store for them to sort it if he can't as well?. Stupid idiot.
Naw don't, ma weans thought Susan wiz a dwarf and then ah checked her height oot, same as me. They noo call me Susan! Ah canni be Marion in disguise
@Madge2022 I’m a short arse too, shorties unite and so forth! Keep you power 
@Babybail93 I’m worried there could be something in your theory. Susan has cats. Marion has a cat. Susan goes gallivanting around Scotland. Marion goes to Edinburgh on the McGills. Have Marion and Susan ever been seen in the same room?
@Babybail93 I’m worried there could be something in your theory. Susan has cats. Marion has a cat. Susan goes gallivanting around Scotland. Marion goes to Edinburgh on the McGills. Have Marion and Susan ever been seen in the same room?
Providing he hasn't suggested leaning over the bath to you yet...To be fair I’ll be joining him. I’m sure I heard my current husband mutter “chunky” under his breath
Hens I’ve been on the M&S thread and I think she’s influenced them! They’ve got Easter eggs oot already!
Ah'm Marion ...naw ah mean Spartacus and so forth.@Madge2022 I’m a short arse too, shorties unite and so forth! Keep you power
@Babybail93 I’m worried there could be something in your theory. Susan has cats. Marion has a cat. Susan goes gallivanting around Scotland. Marion goes to Edinburgh on the McGills. Have Marion and Susan ever been seen in the same room?
Aw man, that caused a farty laughProviding he hasn't suggested leaning over the bath to you yet...
So do some Dunnes stores in Ireland
@Turmeric123 that's an absolutely beautiful picture and so forth. Pure stunning, aye. "Deserved"So do some Dunnes stores in Ireland
Thank you ma darlin, It is a bespoke pic thanks to one of you'se hens, pure stunning is right #deserved
It’s pure madness hen! Mare than it cost for my brother and sister in law tae go tae Turkey for 10 days all inclusive in the height of summerThat’s literally more than enough for a nice holiday in Spain or driving lessons cash but naw he wants to spend it on #deserved treats and shite food
his logic on #deserved and #needed #treats and splashing the Hen, “stupid neep of a man” is my highlight of 2022. I am howling! Ma face hurts, ribs hurt, tears streaming doon ma face and beak is firmly CLUTCHED“Many new chapters I want to write!” What the duckhe does literally nothing at all except buy endless tat and go to the chippy every week. Nothing in his life will change as he has no goals or aspirations.
His biggest achievement in life is having the funniest thread on Tattle, and that’s barely attributable to him. Stupid neep of a man.
HENS! I’m catching up noo as I’ve been bespoke working ALL day the day. I have thusly been asked to “duck off out the room” if I can’t stop howling with laughter so aye divorce is on the horizon me thinks! I am in tears at the salt and tomato soup with “chopped into chunks” and “cold water”
This thread honestly makes me need a Tena lady youse are all BRILLIANT! Mwah mwah! Tattie hearts tae youse all
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No, it was definitely Iceland that bought a Mario-style calendar. They were so over Xmas before it started after bringing in festive options so early they were sick of looking at it that they were selling cream and mini eggs, etc. from early December from what I can see on that app. Sadly the calendar didn't tell them that Easter was only for the bairns and commercialised, unlike Christmas, so it doesn't actually exist and we're jumping straight to two days of summer then it's Autumn again!
Aye, but if he spends it on actual experiences and living life, he doesn't then have it buy more anaemic chip meals or the next piece of tat some other instahun has bought so he NEEDS! Why go and enjoy something different and actually live when that money can pay for loads of tiny repackaged Aliexpress bits that get you a couple of IG likes and keeps your addiction to social media validation fed?It’s pure madness hen! Mare than it cost for my brother and sister in law tae go tae Turkey for 10 days all inclusive in the height of summerbenefitscash is beyond belief
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Ughh guys quit social media for the new year. Relying on you guys to give me the goss on Marion
Hen, “stupid neep of a man” is my highlight of 2022. I am howling! Ma face hurts, ribs hurt, tears streaming doon ma face and beak is firmly CLUTCHED
I can’t take credit for that one and so forth ma lovelie because I stole it off another lovelie, as it cracked me up too 
I think it was @twilightgarden if I recall correctly! But aye it sums up Marion perfectly 
Absolutely deed at the memories and shakin stevens shooting his load into the bleeping toaster even funnier than I remember
even funnier than I rememberI'm as Deed as a bleeping Deek. 
Party for two!I'm as Deed as a bleeping Deek.
State of it
I’m looking forward to Monday that’ll wipe that grin off his coupon so aye 
Oh that's tragic
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