He really is a fucken imbecile, isn't he?
Lying about how he's gutted he's not done all the social Christmas things when he never does them, mainly because he's a boring bastard who'd rather stay indoors getting all warum and cosy, and because he doesnae have any friends to share nice trips out with - and as for getting his make up oot for the weekend on a Monday - most people who actually go out further than their local B&M/working man's club for a kiddies dance competition just get ready an hour or two before hand, taking out wit make up and tools they need.
I'm looking forward to his annual leave in January and his plans because after banging on about how he's going to be more social and how he's not had time with "day sesh"/night sesh with the "lassies", he'll need to actually get his
tit together and keep tae his word, documenting everything and not fake a cold or tiredness to stay in, because I will call him out in his bullshit and risk being blocked!
So aye, ma lovelies, that's ma thoughts on his day of dawn - ma thoughts! awn ma post! Aff tae work soon, feeling tired after doing a late night close, BUT WE MOVE!