Wit huv ah missed, ah'm running tae that app that isnae ma joab
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Oh ffs, that's made ma crissmas 
Tripped over my klarna crocs to get to this thread once he says he's been approached by SHOTY
Messaging himself from the second phone again!!
But really what could show them?
This is where I keep my wet wipes for my bespoke IBS shites from my #needed dinners? But dont ye worry hen, I have a bedazzled bottle of Febreze spray to help with the smell. Also try trip on the litter tray next to the high foot traffic area.
WE NEED RECEIPTS MARION!
This is where I keep my wet wipes for my bespoke IBS shites from my #needed dinners? But dont ye worry hen, I have a bedazzled bottle of Febreze spray to help with the smell. Also try trip on the litter tray next to the high foot traffic area.
WE NEED RECEIPTS MARION!
Marion reckons he was invited to apply to go on ‘Scotlands Christmas home of the year’Wit huv ah missed, ah'm running tae that app that isnae ma joab
Ma bespoke beak is well and truly clutchedNO!!!! Never happened. I believe the delivery man saying his home looked like Macy's more than this.
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No way camera crews & 3 judges would get in, the high footfall lino wouldn't cope
Ah can just see it now hens.. bespoke shots of the candy cane monstrosity, festive music over his bedding and bedroom tree.. camera pans to outside and there’s a dead body at the doorway.
Mario, you didn't stand a chance. You claim you were approached to APPLY for it. Your application would have been rejected.
P.s. Stop talking to yoursel on Insta hun. You'se even end your messages in the same way.
P.s. Stop talking to yoursel on Insta hun. You'se even end your messages in the same way.
Can you imagine the lighting rig is set up and a spark from that … cut to Jackie Bird we have breaking news from Paisley an atom bomb has went off, these pictures just in … people running about where Paisley used to be with melted bits of red and white plastic dripping off them
Mario's just made himself look a stupid tit by posting that fake message to himself.
Every DM I've received has the senders profile pic on every message they send, so where's their profile pic Mario?!. Sad bastard
I'd be embarrassed with Derek's flat with all the washing in the livingroom, and l can't even begin to go there with all the clutter
Every DM I've received has the senders profile pic on every message they send, so where's their profile pic Mario?!. Sad bastard
I'd be embarrassed with Derek's flat with all the washing in the livingroom, and l can't even begin to go there with all the clutter
With the chewed off ears beside it
#masafeplace
Screaming 
imagine the dramatic camera shots from bbc as they climb the stairwell, a gentle waft of shite greeting them as they get closer to his door
imagine the dramatic camera shots from bbc as they climb the stairwell, a gentle waft of shite greeting them as they get closer to his door
Once they have climbed over the junkies with the pish river running down stairs so aye
Marion wuz tripping oor his SHITY when he goat the call #shartattackTripped over my klarna crocs to get to this thread once he says he's been approached by SHOTY
When he huz tae put theMario's just made himself look a stupid tit by posting that fake message to himself.
Every DM I've received has the senders profile pic on every message they send, so where's their profile pic Mario?!. Sad bastard
I'd be embarrassed with Derek's flat with all the washing in the livingroom, and l can't even begin to go there with all the clutter
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oan his favourite area, it's gonni be the cludgie and nae debates!Didnae Boney M sing that,by the rivers of Beirut pish?
Hahahahaha nawwwww! Surely one of you trolls has a contact at BBC Scotland to confirm this bleep is talking shite
BBC home programme - runs straight to tattle! Number 57987 of things that didnae happen
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