Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

[Caw1982]

40 year old virgin man can't even keep a bleeping lip gloss or fishcake cob to himself - TV company approaches him to be on Scotlands best Christmas houses.... not a word until weeks down the line
Give ya head a wobble Shart Mart!!!!

 

[Badaboom]

Years ago at my work we all got a standard email from Channel 4 looking for Glasgow contestants for ‘Come Dine With Me’ so going with Mazda Prices’ logic I was asked to be on the program? Some poor researcher was probably made to email as many Scottish Instagram accounts as they could find, he would have been invtied to apply but no way would he have been chosen, he is delusional

 

[laynelo_]

Never knew soviet Russia done a version a Christmas home a the year but clearly the dae and Maz wid be the top contestant so aye!!

I’m clutching ma beak at the thought of the shots panning fae these fancy hooses tae the postage stamp in the Gaza strip

 

[SuzyE]

Now we need to see him in his latest glitter lip gloss

 

[DramaQueen79]

Apparently he seen it in vogue that clowns never read vogue in his bleeping life!!

 

[SuzyE]

Apparently he seen it in vogue that clowns never read vogue in his bleeping life!!

He can't write a sentence without disgraceful grammar, so him reading vogue is a joke. Unless he gets it for the pictures

 

[Madge2022]

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Tattlers found it awfully queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year.

 

[Freefalling]

What a laugh tonights been Scotland home of the year to him reading vogue

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Treatit hisself for the wiki:

Glittery but not glittery lip gloss: £17
Concealer: £22

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Tattlers found it awfully queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year.

 

[Sloppys]

No wonder he’s forever washing his bedding ma lovelies, not only does the tit fly out of his arse bit it also flows out of his mouth.

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

This Home of the year shite is being brought up because the oul Hinch was filming with Stacey Solomon at the weekend! Our wee Marian was awful jealous & just had to post that the BBC asked him (a load of balls by the way, as if!!) His wee frilly knickers were in a twist that Hinch was hinting that we may be seeing more of her in 2023…

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Just catching up. I for one, am shocked. Tree up, (in what felt like June.) Come December - the actual Christmas month, we get treatit to one free panto, one hot chocolate, kids books and a bare faced lie about the BBC. Lying little runt duck.

 

[twilightgarden]

@hopethishelpsallthebest Meant to be relaxing in ma bed away to go to sleep and abzalootley screaming at this! the jobbies! The woodlouse! I cannae cope

 

[iris8]

influenced again… Vieve just had a pop up shop in Glasgow for weeks. He could gave himself a wee day out up the toon possibly meeting the lassie herself, create some content and cheer on a fellow Scot who’s actually doing well from social media.
But no, he’s treated himself to a wee delivery.

Anyone who’s into make up knows how well these products have been marketed.

LATE TO THE PARTY AGAIN….. ‍

 

[#noinfluencer]

He really is a fucken imbecile, isn't he? Lying about how he's gutted he's not done all the social Christmas things when he never does them, mainly because he's a boring bastard who'd rather stay indoors getting all warum and cosy, and because he doesnae have any friends to share nice trips out with - and as for getting his make up oot for the weekend on a Monday - most people who actually go out further than their local B&M/working man's club for a kiddies dance competition just get ready an hour or two before hand, taking out wit make up and tools they need.

I'm looking forward to his annual leave in January and his plans because after banging on about how he's going to be more social and how he's not had time with "day sesh"/night sesh with the "lassies", he'll need to actually get his tit together and keep tae his word, documenting everything and not fake a cold or tiredness to stay in, because I will call him out in his bullshit and risk being blocked!

So aye, ma lovelies, that's ma thoughts on his day of dawn - ma thoughts! awn ma post! Aff tae work soon, feeling tired after doing a late night close, BUT WE MOVE!

 

[gremlin]

What gets me is he booked annual leave last year in the run up to Christmas - still didn’t do anything vaguely Christmassy - and then moaned how bored he was!

Strange little cretin.

 

[One-of-hunners]

I imagine it was a generic message sent to all home accounts and he hasn't told us until now cause he is embarrassed by where he live. You're only lying yo yourself Marion and the sooner you admit it the sooner you might feel the urge to get out.

I'm forever giving this guy ideas but here's a new one. Start saving! Turn your account into a wee budget account and show people how to live on a budget while saving for a house.

Also he could've used one of his many "cosy days" to pop into the Vieve pop up, bought a hot chocolate, wee trip to the markets and take photos of the lights in Frasers.

 

[Freefalling]

I know I've said this before but why does he have a print of his brothers Dame characters on the livingroom wall? I genuinely don't get it. Fair enough Johnny, it's his achievements and must bring back brilliant memories but I don't get the association for Mario + Derek?

Odd

 

[I wud like sum tea]

That tree is already down and the bedsit has already been guttit

 

[other things online]

‘6 days to go until the st.nick arrives’ bleep CANNOT get anything right