He wull be shouting at wee Deek the noo, how huv ye never goat me pregnant, we need a wean fur the app!
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Proper Wayne and waynetta scenes in the tower of doom as we speak.. “deeeeek I want a baybeeee”
Tons of blessings
Oh your profile pic.
Reminds me of Lenor Sniffing / bespoke Ibiza beach memories.
Take me baaaaaccckkkk
Mrs Grich wrote blessings in her post on SSS page ..so he’s copied her ..I really don’t think he’s had an original idea in his life except putting a bathroom cabinet in him living room ..thankfully no one copied that
A braann baybee like aww the uvver mums on the estate
Imagine him cramming himself into the corner of his poakie wee flat to take photos of the room for the gram but it’s no his joab
Thread title suggestion"Tonnes of blessings my child Stacey" said Mother Marion of Beruit Towers, Paisley
Fits with Marion as he looks like a bloated corpse and so forth
Updated my festive Marion to a bespoke close up of his Kerry Katona eyes and child catcher nose. “I’m feeling ma self the night” no ma quote. Belated Xmas wishes to ma fellow rattle trolls and a big hello to Marion looking at this thread pure raging we all guessed his comma would last all of 2 days…. 
Father ShartinMartin is bringing only positive vibes for 2023 lovely!!
Fabreeze is Maz's holy water! Wax melts the church candles.
Whitney tracks are obviously his hymns.
He's being making a new religion in plain sight.
tit!!! Us Tattlers are his flock.
Seeing him post on Solomon's page just shows how desperate he is to latch onto them.
Mario, you're a nobody to them you freak
Mario, you're a nobody to them you freak
A nobody?! Excuse me hen if you check his Insta bio you see he's been The OG since 2018Seeing him post on Solomon's page just shows how desperate he is to latch onto them.
Mario, you're a nobody to them you freak
Back in yer lane!It will be like story with the glass of wine (not Mazs cheap poison) and 1 fish feeding hunners of folk.Too bad we can't all fit into his one bedroom councilflatchurch
Except Jesus is now Maz. He will speak. He will plump the cushions and do a mop kick. Hey presto. We will come. We will fit comfortably, and more importantly cosily into his abode. A true Christmas (well for most people that haven't packed it up 3 days after) miracle.
I need to do a disclaimer at this point. I don't smoke crack. I just have a vivid mind
He will wear his oodie like Jesus’ cloak, his tremulous strangler fingers will spread holy sweet Pinot everywhere but our foreheads, deek will be theIt will be like story with the glass of wine (not Mazs cheap poison) and 1 fish feeding hunners of folk.
Except Jesus is now Maz. He will speak. He will plump the cushions and do a mop kick. Hey presto. We will come. We will fit comfortably, and more importantly cosily into his abode. A true Christmas (well for most people that haven't packed it up 3 days after) miracle.
I need to do a disclaimer at this point. I don't smoke crack. I just have a vivid mind
Take me to church father crappy pants
I absolutely hate them couches and that bloody table!!!I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again ! If there is one thing I wouldn’t mind seeing him change it’s them bleeping sofa’s so ugly , and look rock hard.
he has pointlessly changes his floor and work tops serveral times ! Why not the one thing that actually needs changing
Me tooI absolutely hate them couches and that bloody table!!!
the one before was perfectly fine ! He is just so impulsive and cheapHe can’t resist a freebie from Dan-yell hen! I wonder if he’s been ditched by her too, he’s not mentioned her for agesMe too
The robins pure shrieking and clutching ma beak like a mad woman. @hopethishelpsallthebest you’re too hilarious hen! Keep you photoshop power and forever “distort” Marion’s ugly mug. Love youse 
pure shrieking and clutching ma beak like a mad woman. @hopethishelpsallthebest you’re too hilarious hen! Keep you photoshop power and forever “distort” Marion’s ugly mug. Love youse - Status