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Ah Ken we've said it before, but her interchangeable gender is wan of the best things aboot this thread
Martin Bean
The only difference l see there is Mr Bean has more hair on his eyebrows than Marion has on his whole heed , including the lash didnae ! Nae debates my lovelies
I don't imagine him as Barbie, I think he has a Ken mound instead of a dickI always imagine Mario hairless, kind of like a barbie doll, it always creeps me out when he posts pictures of his hairy legs even though he’s a ‘grown man’
Kin ye actually imagine the two of them. Marion thinks he’s a disco dance champion so he would be in a wee red leotard wae a white fur trim.IDKBGTKcan imagine the pair of half wits now
Looks like someone’s slipped a gram of speed into his Hoat chokalit.
What the duck is that abnormal lump on her head? Has that always been there or has she just went too far with the cooncil haircut
What the duck is that abnormal lump on her head? Has that always been there or has she just went too far with the cooncil haircut
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As soon as he struck his pose it was too good not to screenshot
He badly needs a shot of botox for his stress linesLooks like someone’s slipped a gram of speed into his Hoat chokalit.
What the duck is that abnormal lump on her head? Has that always been there or has she just went too far with the cooncil haircut
I wondered what the mark was on his neck and was pure boaking at the thought of it being a hickey 
poor, poor Deek. In actual fact ma lovelies I think the Concorde beak is so huge it’s cast a shadow
poor, poor Deek. In actual fact ma lovelies I think the Concorde beak is so huge it’s cast a shadow 
What bespoke monstrosity is going on with this wall in the kitchen? It’s a pure state! Needs to go on a replastering journey so aye.
Is that where his pipes need boxed in?
He’s no had a lash lift fae Santa. Stop it. I’m actually cringing for for the absolute weapon he is, he's really feeling himself oan a Christmas Eve Eve ain’t he!. Nothing attractive about his bulbous eyes, imagine paying ££ for that, when your lips are as dry as his butt hole when Deek drills him. Knocks me sick the fat slag
"fat slag"
He's got horrible eyes, bulbous with no feeling or waurmth, urgh!
Nae matter wit he has done, youse are always drawn to his huge fucken beak, so a nose joab jurnee MUST happen in 2023, surely? 
#neededthat would involve leaving the bedsit for longer than a 4hr period ma lovely"fat slag"
He's got horrible eyes, bulbous with no feeling or waurmth, urgh!
Well ma lovelies, ah hud a dream aboot they two last night ...a nightmare afore Christmas!
They ran a bed and breakfast in a village up north next tae the sea. Everytime a guest left they threw oot the bedding rather than wash it, the windaes were aw full length in bedrooms wi nae curtains. Ah offered tae dae their advertising, even though it's no ma joab.
Ah'm scared tae look up the dream interpretation.
Only positive wiz there wur nae candy cane lanes.
They ran a bed and breakfast in a village up north next tae the sea. Everytime a guest left they threw oot the bedding rather than wash it, the windaes were aw full length in bedrooms wi nae curtains. Ah offered tae dae their advertising, even though it's no ma joab.
Ah'm scared tae look up the dream interpretation.
Only positive wiz there wur nae candy cane lanes.
His nose ma lovelie #ifyenoseyenose
Bet he still uses it fur his bread wi stovies efter he's finished.When you finally pop in the Santa butter butt plug
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The only thing coming is deeks up your bum your bleeping eejit.
Merry Christmas everyone ! Have a wonderful couple of days
Merry Christmas everyone ! Have a wonderful couple of days
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Santa is coming…… such a pedalo. Ugly fat bleep
Hope the wee robin leaves a lump of coal at his door, and Rayn shites aw oor his tress trying take get tae the catnip mouses #nomaquoteThe only thing coming is deeks up your bum your bleeping eejit.
Merry Christmas everyone ! Have a wonderful couple of days
One that doesn’t even have children, or any children in his orbit still of Santa age. The little witch is such a weirdoWe know there’s clear issues with him and Deek but I’m starting the think he does actually still believe in Santa. It’s not right for a man who’s nearly 40 to keep going on about Santa.
There’s just something not right about it all.
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