Pretty sure it was stated he's bald down there and wears talc!I always imagine Mario hairless, kind of like a barbie doll, it always creeps me out when he posts pictures of his hairy legs even though he’s a ‘grown man’It honestly looks so unnatural on him
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Sweaty clatter bag 🫣
It was off the so aye page, hen.I feel like I knew this too.
I'm concerned how we know
I hope she's fucked up his eyelashes. 
#needed #deserved
#needed #deservedMr Bean is back with a bang
I don't know where to start
What's going on with his slicked back hair?. His massive forehead. His cracked lips, and those pores on his nose are huuuuge!.
I can hardly notice his lashes as well.
What's going on with his slicked back hair?. His massive forehead. His cracked lips, and those pores on his nose are huuuuge!.
I can hardly notice his lashes as well.
His mouth looks a bit like misfit jaw’s so aye. #inspired
He looks terrible, poached egg eyes and lips like cracked heels 
And that’s with a filter cranked up to the maxHe looks terrible, poached egg eyes and lips like cracked heels
Honking weasel that he is
His eyes look like a dugs baws , wits going oan wae his lashes it looks like clumped mascara so aye
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Ffs, someone take his phone off him
My man's scrotum is smoother than that bawbags chin! And that's it with a filter 
Is there anyones arse he won’t lick? His comment is so beyond illiterate it’s embarrassing
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If I had a face lit him I wid refuse tae even have the audacity tae leave the hoose. Bindboggling how he’s so confident. He must have some reverse body dysmorphia where he thinks he’s better looking than he actually is. Ugly bleep
Crying the noo, Christmas is pure ruined after seeing the state of her stories
No words needed.
I seriously cringe for him
What kind of crappy lash lift is that? Mine look better four weeks down the line than his do immediately afterwards 
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