Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Santa is coming
On a serious note, Thankyou all so much for the laughs and the support this year, you have all kept me going on my darkest days without even knowing it. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas (especially you @Babybail93 )
Now I’ll get back to being a nasty troll Tonsa love

 

[#noinfluencer]

that would involve leaving the bedsit for longer than a 4hr period ma lovely

Yeh true, I didn't think of it like that. Maybe if the promised him a beige meal afterwards he'd agree?

Santa is coming…… such a pedalo. Ugly fat bleep

"Ugly fat bleep"

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Am I going mad or did she say she was going out Friday night and had all her makeup ready? Yet was aw cosy after her lashes in bed

 

[laynelo_]

Am I going mad or did she say she was going out Friday night and had all her makeup ready? Yet was aw cosy after her lashes in bed

Pretty sure the prepping makeup was for Christmas Day Wee saddo

 

[teaandgoss101]

Am I going mad or did she say she was going out Friday night and had all her makeup ready? Yet was aw cosy after her lashes in bed

He can’t keep track of his own lies ma lovlie. They pour out of his mouth like verbal diarrhoea

 

[DramaQueen79]

Why does he talk about his work clients? Are they not his colleagues? Or are we talking about the cash in hand customers? Clients is just a weird word to use

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Is the work clients his brother n Darren

 

[Runforestrun]

The Xmas pjs laid out ready for tonight
Absolute pair of weirdos

 

[OhhBacon]

Hanging a bottle of elbow grease on a Christmas tree...eh? Why oh why would you want to do that?
Are the red and green things cloths?
Can't think of anything I would want less!

Edited to add the picture for those blocked.

 

[Runforestrun]

Hanging a bottle of elbow grease on a Christmas tree...eh? Why oh why would you want to do that?
Are the red and green things cloths?
Can't think of anything I would want less!

I thought they were biscuits?

 

[DollyTheLamb]

The Xmas pjs laid out ready for tonight
Absolute pair of weirdos

Omg that’s gonna be a sight for sore eyes !! Canna wait. Hope we get treated to the silly wee dance as well

 

[OhhBacon]

I thought they were biscuits?

That would make more sense.

 

[other things online]

His teeth are grey, a wiz eating when a checked oot his stories fae last night and his tae stop eating he gives me the bawk xx

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Literally everything he does, says & posts makes my skin itch. Just like their flammable Xmas pjs all laid out for tonight. Stupid little arseholes.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Two grown men in those honkin pyjamas imagine there was an emergency and they had to be evacuated from Beirut towers - how mortifying if your neighbours saw you in those he’s nae shame ma lovelies. What a twit.

 

[Madge2022]

Am I going mad or did she say she was going out Friday night and had all her makeup ready? Yet was aw cosy after her lashes in bed

Checks Marion notes he said he wuz gawn tae brothers panto on Christmas Eve, so we wull see. Fake tanned tae sit in the Tron.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

After about 5 months I'm finally calling Bingo on the god awful pyjamas

 

[Madge2022]

Santa is coming…… such a pedalo. Ugly fat bleep

Santa is coming, Marion's getting fat(ter), will ye please put sum petty cash in the auld man's hat.

 

[Babybail93]

Look at the damp along the top of the bedroom wall as it meets the ceiling “ma safe place so aye!”

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Look at the damp along the top of the bedroom wall as it meets the ceiling “ma safe place so aye!”

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Pure bespoke bedsit chic