Maybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystal has sent her to stay with Marion for the weekend.
Hello ma lovelies. I like how heās playing Last Christmas so you canāt hear the car alarms and police sirens. Nae debatesLove the angle and how heās misted out the windows so we canāt see his view
A āthis is what your life will end up like if you donāt behave and do your school workā kind of situation. Marionās boot campMaybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystal has sent her to stay with Marion for the weekend.
Hahaha that is such a good idea. Might take that to Dragons Den. Kids who are naughty/wonāt go to school get sent to the bedsit of Beirut for a weekend - thatāll get them studying again.A āthis is what your life will end up like if you donāt behave and do your school workā kind of situation. Marionās boot camp
We've all seen the view, makes Beirut look like a 5* destinationLove the angle and how heās misted out the windows so we canāt see his view
I was thinking the other day watching the news. You know loads of media companies have been doing vox pops/interviews with people and how the cost of living is impacting them.It wull be Scoattish version of Krampus, called Klarna and nae debates.
Loving the new thread title, just in time fur the weekend where we can look forward tae incoming pictures oaf beige food, changing of sheets and mair pictures of candy cane lame tress. Tonsa luv M x
Love the condensation helping tae block oot the view a the bombsite hovel he lives in. The place reminds a those pics you see a the old Victorian slums! #bespokeshiteholeLove the angle and how heās misted out the windows so we canāt see his view
They probs cancelled on him so he is pretending he needs restSoā¦ā¦ is he or is he not going oot wi the ālassiesā this weekend???? Wee toad said the other day he was and now he needs togo to Home Bargains and The Range to spend all Derekās wageārestā and so forth?!!!?? I was looking forward to him nervously getting ready, shaking like a shitting dog while applying his mouldy bronzer and putting his glad rags on for a change!
Iām fumming ma lovlies.
He said he couldny wait to see his lassies, no go oot with them. I'm calling dinner at big Krystal Chandelier's .Soā¦ā¦ is he or is he not going oot wi the ālassiesā this weekend???? Wee toad said the other day he was and now he needs togo to Home Bargains and The Range to spend all Derekās wageārestā and so forth?!!!?? I was looking forward to him nervously getting ready, shaking like a shitting dog while applying his mouldy bronzer and putting his glad rags on for a change!
Iām fumming ma lovlies.
Ah wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.He'll be in his wee cash in hand job the night. Ā£20 spending money for a #fuckit #deserved takeaway. Love watching this little porker balloon before my very eyes.
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Hen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like GoldicocksAh wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.
Mebbes that's his bespoke cleaning method, wunner if he does the same fur the polis truncheons? Next time yer arrested gonni gie the polis man's truncheon a wee sniff, cheers doll xxHen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like Goldicocks