This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on tattle I’m actually slobbering laughing. Clutchin ma beak. The faces
chefs kiss ma lovelie 
Oh duck offffff
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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chefs kiss ma lovelie 
Hello ma lovelies, so whilst this walloper was tucked up in bed, I have just had a bespoke night out and have been to see Gary Little. He was hilarious and if you don’t know get te know. I’ll say ne more. Mwah mwah
He looks like Michael Gove that weird little MP!
I just don’t get it …he is a big man child. How does he not see as a 40 year old man tucking himself up in candy cane bedding watch Christmas films for 5 year olds isn’t creepy. I bet his parent wish they had wore a condom the night they conceived him
That’s defo why he’s called Mario, they hate him and decided tae gee him a stupid name. Ye cannae blame wee Sadie but, I bet his conk carved her oot. Wee shame. Imagine going through the struggles of pregnancy just to gee birth to a bastard lit him. Bet he was one a those weans that never stopped greeting anaw. Once a moaning face bleep, always a moaning face bleep so aye
Best part of Mario ran down Sadie’s legsBig shag me shoes Sadie shoulda swallowed him Ma lovlie
Was going through my phone camera reel and deleting photos, and came across this screenshot I took a couple of weeks ago for you lot and couldn't remember if I had shared it!
THE BUTT PLUG BUTTERS ARE BACK!
THE BUTT PLUG BUTTERS ARE BACK!
I hope oor Marion looks on this thread and clutches his beak, how can ye not? It's bespoke comedy gold
Cue the "I'm fine, absolutely fine" message today after "hunners of youse" have inboxed him the day 
We'd never be away fae Beirut, wi aw the ears being bitten aff in closes.Am still convinced we were right aboot it and so forth.
Ah'm still waiting for Polis Scotland tae employ us as wee detectives though
Beating the rest of the sperm to the egg is literally his only achievement in lifeBest part of Mario ran down Sadie’s legs
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Mario has 5,000 crissmas mugs and a Santa butter butt plug.
Another boring weekend… the life of Mario 
I take it it's misfit jaw that wuz wan oaf his lassies? Ah think Emma is the maw rendall aka Princess Fiona fae Shrek. 
THE SUSPENSE IS OVER MA LUVLEEZ
WE AW NOO KNOW WIT THE REMEDIAL DEEK HAS BOUGHT OOR MARION FUR XMAS, PERFECT FOR WHEN HIS TENA PANTS HAVE HAD FUHL DAY, AT LEAST THIS IS WAN DYSON GADGET SHE NEEDS LISTENIN TAE HIGHER LUV WHILE INHALIN THE FRESH AIR WET FARTS GALORE CARING NOT A JOTT 
But Marion disnae like sweet thingsI take it it's misfit jaw that wuz wan oaf his lassies? Ah think Emma is the maw rendall aka Princess Fiona fae Shrek.
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Surprising Deek with some double penetration on this dayn of dawn. Aye. Mucky fat slag.
Misfit JawI take it it's misfit jaw that wuz wan oaf his lassies? Ah think Emma is the maw rendall aka Princess Fiona fae Shrek.
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