Maybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystal 
has sent her to stay with Marion for the weekend.
has sent her to stay with Marion for the weekend.
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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Hello ma lovelies. I like how heās playing Last Christmas so you canāt hear the car alarms and police sirens. Nae debatesLove the angle and how heās misted out the windows so we canāt see his view
A āthis is what your life will end up like if you donāt behave and do your school workā kind of situation. Marionās boot campMaybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystal
Hahaha that is such a good idea. Might take that to Dragons Den. Kids who are naughty/wonāt go to school get sent to the bedsit of Beirut for a weekend - thatāll get them studying again.A āthis is what your life will end up like if you donāt behave and do your school workā kind of situation. Marionās boot camp
We've all seen the view, makes Beirut look like a 5* destinationLove the angle and how heās misted out the windows so we canāt see his view
I was thinking the other day watching the news. You know loads of media companies have been doing vox pops/interviews with people and how the cost of living is impacting them.It wull be Scoattish version of Krampus, called Klarna and nae debates.
Loving the new thread title, just in time fur the weekend where we can look forward tae incoming pictures oaf beige food, changing of sheets and mair pictures of candy cane lame tress. Tonsa luv Mx
You just know Marion would lap it up, complaining about how he is struggling to heat his hoooooose ! Even tho he just spent the latest jiro on a b&m candy cane spree
Also did anyone see he contradicted himself (why am I shocked ) said he canāt wait to see his girls the weekend and in the next breaths said he was looking to doing nothing shutting the world out of his beruit bunker. Make your mind up Marion
Love the condensation helping tae block oot the view a the bombsite hovel he lives in. The place reminds a those pics you see a the old Victorian slums! #bespokeshiteholeLove the angle and how heās misted out the windows so we canāt see his view
Sorry - not sorry x
For the wiki.
For the wiki.
Soā¦ā¦ is he or is he not going oot wi the ālassiesā this weekend???? Wee toad said the other day he was and now he needs to go to Home Bargains and The Range to spend all Derekās wage ārestā and so forth?!!!?? I was looking forward to him nervously getting ready, shaking like a shitting dog while applying his mouldy bronzer and putting his glad rags on for a change!
Iām fumming ma lovlies.
Iām fumming ma lovlies.
They probs cancelled on him so he is pretending he needs rest
He'll be in his wee cash in hand job the night. Ā£20 spending money for a #fuckit #deserved takeaway. Love watching this little porker balloon before my very eyes.
He said he couldny wait to see his lassies, no go oot with them. I'm calling dinner at big Krystal Chandelier's .
You know that way you build up to a sicky in work , start plant some seeds for a couple of days ā¦. Thatās what the big yin has been doing since week , phoning in sick for the night oot
Ah wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.
Hen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like GoldicocksAh wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.
Hey hens,
I had my bespoke birthday trip to Edinburgh yesterday. Was living my life how it should be. Free night without the kids, drowning in Prosecco in the bumming fort
anyway I went to the Edinburgh dungeons and I thought they were a bespoke Lewis capaldi look alike trying to lock me up with the leaches.
anyway there was a couple there who said they where from paisley I need dropped it think our maz was stalking me then realised he wouldnāt ever venture that far.
anyways the judge in the dungeons said I wouldnāt admit Iām from paisley
aye cos itās bespoke beruit hen.
I had my bespoke birthday trip to Edinburgh yesterday. Was living my life how it should be. Free night without the kids, drowning in Prosecco in the bumming fort
anyway I went to the Edinburgh dungeons and I thought they were a bespoke Lewis capaldi look alike trying to lock me up with the leaches.
anyway there was a couple there who said they where from paisley I need dropped it think our maz was stalking me then realised he wouldnāt ever venture that far.
anyways the judge in the dungeons said I wouldnāt admit Iām from paisley
aye cos itās bespoke beruit hen.Mebbes that's his bespoke cleaning method, wunner if he does the same fur the polis truncheons? Next time yer arrested gonni gie the polis man's truncheon a wee sniff, cheers doll xx
He's doing his housework instead, so that should take him all of 15 minutes
We can't be friends on Shania as well, thank feck
We can't be friends on Shania as well, thank feck
Ffs the wee baw bag, first my bronzer and now and album i did have back in the day and loved it. Will see myself away into another thread. Nice knowing youse aww
8pm on a Friday night and this bleep is in his bed with a weans selection box, gee me bleeping strength ma lovelies.
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