Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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That phone case looks like it says Mum. It confused me for ages
The snow covers the tit load of litter and dog tit outside his close door fur a wee while ma lovely, he can pretend for a brief moment he lives somewhere that he only sees in others Instagram postsWhy does he want snow? The second it does he will complain itβs too cold, heβs too tired, itβs too wet, itβs too whiteβ¦β¦lots of love ma lovelies hope youse are all keeping your power.
Tonsa love (@Babybail93)
The phone case design looks like a reading on a heart monitor 
tachy (cardia) as duck
tachy (cardia) as duck
These have me bleeping SCREAMINGI love you and your edits hen. Please never leave this thread ma luvlie
@laynelo_ @Freefalling I could never leave this thread! I was hoping someone would fill me in with Katie Price, as I cannae be unfaithful to oor Marion. 
Aye, This is his 2022 of wee Sadie sewing name tags into all his clothes. Nae debates.Ah ma loveleis a spy that Mario has had his wee name inscribed oan his bespoke phone case just tae make sure he doesnβt forget it
I can
She's still a massive c u next Tuesday that is an animal abusing, man abusing, child abusing piece of tit. Spouting more lies off again about her kids dad who already has a harassment injunction against her. She's allegedly fled the country so hopefully she will be arrested on return. Cole accused her of cheating and said it's over forever. They are now back together apparently. Hated more than ever. Even the press cba with her now. She's scum of the highest level and makes Maz look like he should win a Pride of Britain.
Thanks hen!I can
She's still a massive c u next Tuesday that is an animal abusing, man abusing, child abusing piece of tit. Spouting more lies off again about her kids dad who already has a harassment injunction against her. She's allegedly fled the country so hopefully she will be arrested on return. Cole accused her of cheating and said it's over forever. They are now back together apparently. Hated more than ever. Even the press cba with her now. She's scum of the highest level and makes Maz look like he should win a Pride of Britain.
love my new phone case and have another one to come also
WHO GIVES A duck YOU UGLY, BALD, SMELLY GUT, HERMI,T STONEHENGE TEETHED BASTID.
My grammar, my post rules so aye!
He needs to get a life hens. He gets on like a 5yr old wee girl the sad sack.
The way he words stuff is so strange. Youβd just say βanother to comeβ, why does he need the βalsoβ on the end?love my new phone case and have another one to come also
I have noticed he seems to like the word βalsoβ my wee hen. He overuses it so much, just ma observations.
P.s MARIO
Hi ! Itβs snowing where I am, so aye 
Why has no one commented on the absolute twurp videoing a phone at 39 years old? Who gives a rats arse what phone you have, it'll be the same as the last phone, no one will miraculously be phoning him asking him out. He is a class A idiot
Where is he this morning ? Did it snow in beruit and the 2 foot fucker is buried in 4 ft of snow ?
I bet if it did snow he would be out there making button mushroom imprints in the snow
I bet if it did snow he would be out there making button mushroom imprints in the snow
He's feeling meh this week.... is that cos he peaked too soon with the Christmas tat and has zero content or is it cos he's been reading here and cant comment on it, cos he actually doesn't read here anymore?
Get out the house Mario, to something festive and live your life instead of being cooped up in that tiny flat all the time. Life is for living!
Get out the house Mario, to something festive and live your life instead of being cooped up in that tiny flat all the time. Life is for living!
He wouldn't know tired if it bit him on the bum! He's shot his load way too soon, the lovelies aren't blowing smoke up his ass and he's got no pals to enjoy this time of year with. Sad really.
They are young and healthy, him a Dez should grab the bull by the horn and go see a show, a Christmas market, go get a high tea, they are SO boring.
Think that's condensation hen. IYDKTGTKLove the angle and how heβs misted out the windows so we canβt see his view
Oh ffsWhere is he this morning ? Did it snow in beruit and the 2 foot fucker is buried in 4 ft of snow ?
I bet if it did snow he would be out there making button mushroom imprints in the snow
Fae aw the bleep washings and nae debates.
Didn't he say he was off out with the lassies this weekend? Wonder if we'll see some titty bumping and his hair getting blown tae duck, with the Dyson.
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