Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

[Babybail93]

Can always tell when she’s been oan the drink. Starts sharing loads of songs and trying to relate them to his sad little life

 

[twilightgarden]

Urgh gads he’s so disgusting in his gingerbread man pyjamas. Absolute creepy ugly bastard and nae debates so aye.

 

[peachy-keen]

His hair honestly defies physics… I did a bespoke erase of the static and it’s definitely a more accepting style than the constant shocked hedgehog

 

[Im_Not_Joking_Btch]

Derek is a pretty looking guy I’ll give him that. But I always think he looks like he smells like how a lift smells in dodgy high rise flats.

 

[Madge2022]

Hello ma lovelies.

I wanted tae find the hunners and hunners of fan pics posted of Paisley's number wan star / Candy cane kind.
But when I searched her # that app telt me there were less than a hunner results.

I decided tae treatit you'se all tae this bespoke beauty, and ah'm sorry if you'se have already seen it but mah page mah rules so ayeView attachment 1776616

Always a pleasure tae see his Bungle skin coat, accessorised wi the shart caird ma lovelie

 

[Babybail93]

Louder for the cheap seats at the back!
It shows what his family think of him to not get them decent seats, unless they're the ones they couldn't sell

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Can you imagine how much the cunt will be squinting

 

[orangeboom]

Ma predictions for the gift bags…
A mushroom enlarger
Voucher for a personality transplant
A “Dear John” letter
A pair of Clark’s cruising shoes
Pull ups
An eviction notice
Wrigleys extra

So aye

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Here he goes. Hinch and her decorations are obviously getting attention, so Mario is wanting to take the shine off her.

Mario, you're no competition mate. You're not in the same league, so stop making yourself look even more desperate.

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Stored away where exactly? It’s not even 1st December and he’s moved onto next year. Imagine that was your life?

 

[Babybail93]

Ah wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.

Hen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like Goldicocks

 

[JoeExotic]

So he’s doing fuckall this weekend, as per usual. No Xmas markets, no nights out…nothing.

Xmas will have been and gone and that fat cunt will have done nothing apart from vegetate on that concrete sofa.

 

[HulaHannah]

Was going through my phone camera reel and deleting photos, and came across this screenshot I took a couple of weeks ago for you lot and couldn't remember if I had shared it!

THE BUTT PLUG BUTTERS ARE BACK!

 

[Marley234]

Starting to think Marion’s tree represent his declining mental state !
What will next year bring

“The mare cluttered the tress the mae cluttered the mind lovelie!” - Aristotle

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Calm down you weirdo, you're nothing special. Never was, never will be
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Lmao who the actual fuck does he think he is, Kim kardashian

 

[teaandgoss101]

Is he in a huff (on a comma)? A need tae know ma lovelies?

He made a public announcement that he is busy this week so will not be on that app much as it isn’t his job !

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Thanking the small businesses that have helped him, then the self centred little rat has to spoil himself by letting everyone know how much he's done for them in return.
Punctuation Mario!. It really makes it easier to read when you use it...I really can't stand this man

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There’s so much to unpack with this post but so little time to do it!
• Popin, you mean popping?
• The random capital letters in the wrong places through the post
• Story’s, it’s stories
• The incorrect use of to when it should be too
• There when it should be their
• You’se
• The lack of punctuation
Anyway, you can have my correction notes for free Martin because you’ve made my head hurt this morning trying to decipher what you mean. Keep up the good work though, being the Patron Saint of small businesses

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Warning make sure you are not standing near any fragile glass or windows when listening to this

To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style

That clip just screams learning difficulties… nae debates!!!!!

 

[teaandgoss101]

“I’m a tiny fish in the pond neeewer” Marion you have never been in the fucking pond mate!

I’m guessing all these recent outbursts is because an account he deemed smaller than him is now bigger and getting brand deals. Starting to make sense all the crap yesterday about not having a team , and it’s not his jaaaawb and now tonight’s outburst…

 

[Ferguson]

Hello ma lovelies.
I hope you'se are all well.
Congratulations @hopethishelpsallthebest ah wiz chanting ye on fae the rooftops and so forth.

May lovelies, can you help me get tae Ken
1. Why oor mazda is so red
2. Where her ear has gone

 

[SuzyE]

Mario stop it!.
Macy's would be horrified knowing you've just made that up

And stop letting people think that's your front door with the ribbon. We know different

The lengths he's went to just to snap that picture. He's got too much time on his hands.

 

[Babybail93]

Was that rant all because someone bashed his PowerPoint abilities the other day?

Also, “people get angry when you reach your peak”…what fucking peak has he reached?!

Poor deluded fool. So aye.

If he is at the peak of his life I’d hate to see what rock bottom is!