Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

[peachy-keen]

“Bring on December I’m ready”

for what? Now that it’s actually December what is he going to do that’s different? He’s already spunked his decorations. What could he possibly do that’s different to what he did at the start of November? Absolute walloper

 

[menopausalmargrit]

“Future projects” hahahahaha

Who does he actually think he is these days?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

There’s no way I’d trust her in my hoose alone. Sniffing aw the dirty kecks and having a ride oan their dildos. So aye

HAVING A RIDE ON ONE OF THEIR DILDOS!!!! NAW, A CANNAE!

YOURE WAN DIRTY DIRTY BITCH HEN!!

 

[SuzyE]

Hanging on by a thread...Shut up you freaky man. You don't work hard enough to be tired you wimp

Which lassies are these?. The ones that went rooting through your kitchen cupboards?

 

[jxhx]

Love the angle and how he’s misted out the windows so we can’t see his view

Think that's condensation hen. IYDKTGTK

 

[Chez300]

“Who would want to buy more followers??” In a high pitched squeal
I predict a comma incoming in 3, 2, 1 …..

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

December is my "favourite time of all seasons."

Ooh he's off to the panto, press tickets aka freebies

Probably flash his wee press shart card too.

 

[laynelo_]

Him rooting through ma boax files wud be the least oaf ma worries, why dae ye think we huv never seen his ring doorbell, he's goat that secretly installed elsewhere and nae debates..

So you’re saying the ring doorbell has secretly been installed on top of the bespoke ikea wardrobes recording their new porno ‘Tiny dom takes on big-nose daddy?’

 

[Bee Sting]

Hens I am speeding and crossing lanes here but mazza’s her best friendPeppa pig peony was at Quirk at the weekend and gaysgobble posted photos.
Photos were same nightLeave the roundabout at the 3rd exit and get yersels over to her threed for a laugh

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

From outside to what? He can only dream of having a bay window to put his tree in

 

[Marley234]

Gid tae see he’s standing in solidarity with the other members of the lgbtq+ community. Ranting on about homophobic comments on Instagram but beating the meat tae David beckham (who was paid a DISGUSTING amount of money (imagine the plastic shite Mario could buy with it) by one of the most homophobic countries out there) in his tat cave ahind the scenes but that app isnae ma joab hens so I’ll sit masell doon wae some criss (Pringles tae be exact, smell THAT wealth hens) and joos and get masell some class

 

[Noseybonk]

Love the angle and how he’s misted out the windows so we can’t see his view

Hello ma lovelies. I like how he’s playing Last Christmas so you can’t hear the car alarms and police sirens. Nae debates

 

[Madge2022]

Well ma lovelies ah think Marion misheard him, and he said ah'm glad ah've goat mace spray aroon these parts.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Mario - Instagram has made it so hard for influencers now
Also Mario - anyone can be an influencer now as it’s so easy.
Baffled anyone? So aye (no ma quote)

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The Kings huv posted mare photies fae the press night of the panto but nane of Scotland’s number wan influencer that’s no an influencer.

 

[Babybail93]

It would take Usain Bolt a good 7 seconds to scale that forehead!

It’s huge isn’t it? Could watch a filum oan it

 

[SuzyE]

Much classier than the shit show you have on display.
He must be hating himself when he sees other people's trees

 

[Ferguson]

In todays episode of things that never happened.

Mario, you expect us tae believe that the postman of Seedyhill who has tae bring packages of plastic tat tae your front inner door 6 times a week actually said that?

After he's climbed over junkies and needles oan your bespoke communal toilet staircase.

Of course he did.
Was it the same postman you flashed your wee mushroom boaby at ma lovely?

 

[Babybail93]

Why does he not proof read before he posts

Imagine if he HAS proof read it and this is what he’s left with

 

[twilightgarden]

Saw this and thought of our Marion. I wonder if his brother in law will put up a bedsheet beside a roundabout on the streets of Beirut for the prince of paisley’s birthday?