Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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Oor fat little shit is ready for the snow I see.

 

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From outside to what? He can only dream of having a bay window to put his tree in

He's not allowed in hen.

 

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The theatre posted this on Instagram, nothing of Mazda. I am affronted, didn't they know they had Paisley's number one truncheon polisher in their audience, without even mentioning his Instagram following cause that's nae his joab. His joab is his joab!
Snakes in that theatre. Snakes.

They posted this too, you must have missed it hen.

 

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Looks lovely but it isnae your hoose.

Doesn't give quite the same "utter vibes!! Cosy!!" feels and so forth! S H I T H O L E

 

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Tenner says he stores all his shit in his brothers attic and that’s why he’s over there so much.

Marion and Deek dragging their crap over to the brothers.

 

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Fuck me, he's small.

 

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@hopethishelpsallthebest kin we get a wee Marion thriller zombie pichure. Shouldn't be too much wurk, he's hawf way there

 

[peachy-keen]

Sick burn

 

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He looks like fucking Liberace there hen! Am broken. Gone. Creased!!!!

he's wee Albert off the Birdcage, ma lovelie!

He looks like fucking Liberace there hen! Am broken. Gone. Creased!!!!

wee Liberace himself!

 

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Cannae wait for the selfie in front of the tree.

 

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I really hope he models that 'Oddie' for us

It would be something like this hen.

 

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Is this the same postie that saw Marion’s pork sword when he ran tae the front door with nae towel on ma lovelies?

This is how she answered the door ma lovelie, with her pork purse oot. She can only dream of having a pork sword and so forth.

 

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Marion, if you want to see what's inside it, just open the fucking bag, you fat bitch. No doubt you told Forrest Gump what to get you anyway.

 

[Cagayu]

Looks lovely but it isnae your hoose.
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Doesn't give quite the same "utter vibes!! Cosy!!" feels and so forth! S H I T H O L E
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Xmas vibes hen!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

My lovlies I was just watching an episode of “Hoarders: Buried Alive” and this exchange took place:

Psychologist person: “why is the sofa out from the wall?”
Hoarder person: “because there are boxes behind it”
Psychologist person: “why were boxes put behind the sofa?”
Hoarder person: “….. because they got put there when we ran out of space…”

remind you of anyone!!!

 

[Babybail93]

At the insistence of oor wee @menopausalmargrit this weeks boujee title is from @hopethishelpsallthebest

Love it hens! Keep you power!

 

[laynelo_]

Hello ma luvlies, how are yeez are aw? Here’s a wee iconic pic a oor Maz full kerry Katona eyes in Glesga central to brighten up your day

 

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I'm laughing at the fact some of youse have only just cottoned on, to where the wee elf lives and so forth. All these pictures I've done with his actual safe place in, did you think they were some random block of flats?! His security has been compromised the day hens. There'll be baubles launched everywhere in temper, so aye.

Now, I'm actually affronted and shaking like a Marion at this burnt roll business. What baker come up with the idea of dousing a roll in petrol and launching a match at it. I cannae get my flat heed around it. A roll should be soft, pale with a dusting of flour oan it. I've had fucking tantrums when Mr best has brought some home more on the golden side than I'd like. There'll be nae debates oan my post aboot this, absofuckinglutely nae debates and so forth. Am away to eat a pale crumpet. Aye.

 

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Why does the edited no look that different compared to the original, these pics are actually killing me the night hens canny believe these two actually leave the hoose like that

Also Deek looks lit he’s aboot to kick fuck oota him at the beginning a this vid (I know we’re a deeek hate group noo but I don’t blame his face here, ad be pissed aff tae if ma bf forced me to take pics infront a the tree)

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There, that's better.

 

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Ah ma loveleis a spy that Mario has had his wee name inscribed oan his bespoke phone case just tae make sure he doesn’t forget it

He should never forget who he really is, so aye.