Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean

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Bet she wiz spitting feathers last night at his brother n brother in laws Halloween decs ootside their hoose with that front and back door, giving oot 80 bags of sweets tae the waens
 
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DramaQueen79

Him getting that hoover for free has pissed me right off!!!!
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Another hoover to stash in his bedroom alongside candy cane lame, buckling shelf and 3 boxes of hidden Christmas treatit choccies ma lovelies a hope aw youse have booked today off work tae get them tress up
 
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Babybail93 said:
Well I’ve messaged shark. Not that they’ll care, but using him??? Ridiculous

Not a great ad is it? The battery will last for years on one charge cleaning his rabbit hutch
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I message companies as well, not that I think they will care but makes me feel better.
 
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Pandasnooks

Wouldn't stress over the shark... I've one I worked for n bought with my cash... HE WONT BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE ELECTRIC SOON
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Martin peaks too early.
He was banging on about autumn and Halloween in August, he is now clearly over Autumn and Halloween, it can GTFO hens.
Its all about Winter & Christmas now. Like last year he will start adding little bits of Christmas tat here and there until the big reveal. 4 weeks' time he will be over Christmas while all the huns are only starting to show their equally shite displays.
He will have a meltdown and tell us how this app isn't his job, and he is Finnnnnnne!
The sheer fact his content is so dire - he just reposts music vids, tik toks or other people's stories. It's all very sad.
he literally lives for the likes and attention insta gives him. He can say he doesn't do it for the app that isn't his job, but he clearly does.
Anyway, look at me doing a U-turn out of my lane. You do you Martin Hun, buying shite to impress people who couldn't give a fuck
 
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Very Cherry

I’ve got one on that app aswell sharing the very same thing you’ve posted ma lovelei and also the one below.
 

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One-of-hunners

Maybe Shark felt sorry for baby gurul Rayn with all the cheap glitter covered tat he's bought and it's a hint to clean the flairs so her wee paws aren't covered in glitter.
Thats ma theory so aye.
 
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Very Cherry said:
I’ve got one on that app aswell sharing the very same thing you’ve posted ma lovelei and also the one below.
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A wiz straightening my daughter hair for school this morning and all her FYP on tiktok wiz fucking Christmas, he’s going tae be jizzing tae that app that he diznae like the night ma lovelies
 
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MrsJ2000

Ran a dettol wipe over ma bog lid love it hen
 
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Pepsi

Sending you all love and hugs
 
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Serena6112

Very Cherry said:
I’ve got one on that app aswell sharing the very same thing you’ve posted ma lovelei and also the one below.
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Hen yer wee profy pic was ma exact reaction tae these posts. Pure affrontit at awl the snakes oan our apps.
Speakin ae profy pics am in the market fer one masel now av been so kindly welcomed tae the thread by yous aw. Am away tae have a hunt through oor marions app that isnae his joab tae find the perfect wan.


reet hens av fund it. Cheers tae the wiki fer ma bespoke pic, a can never look at it withoot ma wee Kerry’s streaming wae tears as a clutch ma beak so aye.
 
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Realhousemouse

Let him enjoy his free shark he’s got absolutely nothing else going on in his life and it’s just more clutter to find space for in the bedsit. Seriously though, don’t understand why a company like shark would gift him one anyway as by his own admission he’s not a cleaning account anymore and his engagement is shocking not to mention the fact his ads are always woeful and incoherent. Proves they must have piles of stock to give away which would put off buying from them. I also already have a shark and think it’s shit.
 
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screenfreelookatme

Serena6112 said:
Speakin ae profy pics am in the market fer one masel now av been so kindly welcomed tae the thread by yous aw. Am away tae have a hunt through oor marions app that isnae his joab tae find the perfect wan.
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The way you’ve gone from zero to one of my favourite Tattlers in mere days

Keep spining bright lovelie
 
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Sickofinstagramcrap

Good luck to him, i had a shark and it was shit so i bought a Miele with cash ( smell that wealth ) and its far superior to the shit these insta huns try and tout
 
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screenfreelookatme

Sickofinstagramcrap said:
Good luck to him, i had a shark and it was shit so i bought a Miele with cash ( smell that wealth ) and its far superior to the shit these insta huns try and tout
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My Miele must be pushing 20 years old now and still perfect! Hand me down from my parents. I don’t think I’ve ever seen them use influencers? Quality speaks for itself!
 
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