Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean

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Serena6112

Hens av ainly jist got hame from ma 26 minute shift and the wains are chapping the door like there’s nae tomorrow asking fer treats, av given them the greatest gift of all and showed them a reel o candy cane lame so the wee scroats get tae know it’s Christmas afore slamming the door shut so aye.
 
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Babybail93

I’ve just realised what that sleigh is fae! They’re gonna strap Rayne tae the front and have her drive them aboot in the back. Bet he’s hung the magic tree in it already. Beep beep bitch
 
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mammaof3

The I ''Mario'' effect lol


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Madge2022

Get them telt Easter is fur weans and gie them laxative chocolate ma lovelei.
 
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iris8

Anyone want to decipher what he’s trying to say? Spin bright and dance the night away.
 
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Seonag

He’s taken all the Halloween decorations down because he’s terrified someone will call round with their kids .Bet they two are sitting in the living room with the lights off in the dark. Stingy Cnut

All the good he receives but what good does he do for people ? Nothing !
 

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Bubbledoggyyeah

I call bullshit. On his way home tonight? He certainly hasn’t been at work as he’s been posting Christmas reels all day and he doesn’t go anywhere else. The wee liar - Marion your nose is gonna get even bigger if you keep telling us fibs
 
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GiftedNotFree

How come never any pictures or selfies with these mysterious lovelies that he always seems to meet? They always impart some wisdom onto him, just when he needs it same! So aye….
 
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Babybail93

GiftedNotFree said:
How come never any pictures or selfies with these mysterious lovelies that he always seems to meet? They always impart some wisdom onto him, just when he needs it same! So aye….
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The last time he had a selfie with a “fan” it outted his shart card usage
 
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Madge2022

GiftedNotFree said:
How come never any pictures or selfies with these mysterious lovelies that he always seems to meet? They always impart some wisdom onto him, just when he needs it same! So aye….
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Ah think he hud his bungle skin oan and.they thought he wiz dressed up fur guising.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Seriously though I know Deed Deek isn't all there at times but surely he isnae living he's best life, unlimited weekend trips to b&m, home bargains, no holidays, weekends away, day trips, learning to drive, I mean the guy doesn't even go to the football?
They two will be on their deaths beds and they won't even have decent/happy memories together.
It will be like mind that time we got Rayn a sleigh, Mind that time I decorated the shart apartment but I hated Halloween, mind that time I hated Crocs but bought a pair, mind that time we spend 2k in space of a couple months, mind that time I used to post all the New York winter/Christmas videos... Ayyye Derek babes mind that app that wasnae ma joab but it was ma joab that one that was fulla snakes
I went a bit oan there ma lovelies but my post ma rules so forth.
If he claims anyone is jealous of him he really needs his heed checked, it's like a slow death saying it like this.
Tons love
 
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Mrs_BlahBlah

He could have been to New York and back three times using the amount he spent on autumn/winter tat.

I just don’t understand how someone so obsessed with snowy scenes and the holiday season in America could make zero effort to actually go and experience it! It’s not like he’s short of money.
 
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One-of-hunners

There he goes again with that word need.

For Mario when he snoops...

This is where I'm genuinely baffled by him. I honestly can't imagine having such a boring existence. I can't get through life without planning a holiday, a date night, a weekend away. Always need to be planning something to keep life exciting.
 

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