Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean

[MrsJ2000]

I'm sorry, but most kids are going without this year, and this psychopath "Saville" is buying a sleigh for a cat. Grubby little prick. View attachment 1690631

Jesus Mary and the wee donkey!! What in gods name is wrong with him!! A sleigh for the cats presents!! Whit the duck!!

 

[Pepsi]

I’m so confused as to why he’s bought about 4 different Christmas serving boards when not a single soul other than him and Derek enter the house?

One will be to put Santas milk and cookies on and a carrot for Rudolph.
Imagine them both hiding behind the breeze block settee, giggling away like two wee lassies, waiting for him to come down the Chimney, not realising they don't have a feckin chimney so aye.

 

[#noinfluencer]

Spotless?? Calm doon hen! Surface cleaned, but nae spotless. This is Mario ma lovelei!

Well, spotless in Mario terms , ahm under nae illusion he'll move anything to clean, he never does....

 

[Babybail93]

Well, spotless in Mario terms , ahm under nae illusion he'll move anything to clean, he never does....

I wonder if the skirting will finally get treatid tae a wee wipe over?

 

[Madge2022]

Where is all Derek's tat that he likes? All we see is what Martin likes/wants/needs. I mean I get that there is no room for anything of Deek's but surely when you share a flat there's stuff belonging to both of you?

Canni fit in a full orange walk in the bespoke bedsit ma lovelie.

 

[Very Cherry]

Well, spotless in Mario terms , ahm under nae illusion he'll move anything to clean, he never does....

Ma lovelei, al have ye know that Marion pulled oot every single thing in his bedroom this morning and guttit the place.

 

[Kat__lax]

Whoever sold him that sign, they’ve played a blinder clutching ma beak, he’s spent an hours wage on that, hahahahahaha oh M az!!

 

[mammaof3]

He is freeking mental

That bedsit is gonna go up in flames.

Spoiler: Mare f*cking tat

 

[Henny Penny]

So he’s saying his theme won’t be changing any time soon as he’s ‘obsessed wit the candy canes’
I mean- it seems to me that the gingerbread men are sneaking in already!

And that sleigh for a cats presents

 

[Poptart]

When it takes 8 hours to clean and organise a one bed flat that you claim to "gut" every morning then you need to have a word with yourself.

 

[BananaClub]

Am nae joking ma lovelies, I could hear the building making funny noises as I was listening to his haul. #treatit #loadoshite #theroofisgantfallin

Are those letter meant to be squinty as duck …if not I’d be raging…no wait I wouldn’t be ..cos I’m a grown ass adult who doesn’t spend my money on cheap tat in the first place #getitrightupyurcandycanelane #bawbag

 

[SuzyE]

I'm sorry, but most kids are going without this year, and this psychopath "Saville" is buying a sleigh for a cat. Grubby little prick. View attachment 1690631

Looking at the picture l think it was gifted hen. I had to laugh though when he said he'll put Rayns presents in it, because it'll be a first seeing as we see none in the flat for her now

Why mention a private note?. He loves to make himself sound popular. Dick!.

If only his face was in front of those ugly crocs

I really hope he gets bored with his Christmas decorations as quick as he got bored with autumn.
Feck l hate this wasteful bastard. He hasn't got a clue how a lot of people are finding things hard this year

When it takes 8 hours to clean and organise a one bed flat that you claim to "gut" every morning then you need to have a word with yourself.

His tiny tit hole must be rotten to take that long

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Nobody cares about your baby feet, you fat witch.

 

[mammaof3]

Thought Derek was oof his page because people are arseholes.

I ''Mario'', you must remember your rants and lies.

 

[Babybail93]

Nobody cares about your baby feet, you fat witch.
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I thought he was watching his stories oan the big screen fae a minute there hen! Then I realised the grand high witch has a smaller nose and mare hair. So aye

 

[G&TGal II]

Treatit hisself on the Wiki

£30.90 - Mare Christmas shite he didn't need.

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is it too much to hope that the cheap shite red towel when wet, bleeds dye on his white radiator and turns it pink

 

[Shmebulock]

I'm astounded that he manages to buy so much on a part time wage. Even if he doesn't contribute to any bills and his money is his own, he's basically spunking double what he must earn each month on tat and takeaways.

 

[One-of-hunners]

8 hours to clean that rabbit hutch? Take it that's the same maths he uses when calculating how long he's been with deek and how much debt he's got (reminder its none cause covid wis good tae him)

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I wonder if the skirting will finally get treatid tae a wee wipe over?

I love you hen, but you’ve got a wee bit carried away with yourself there, so aye. Tonsa love

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

8 hours to clean that rabbit hutch? Take it that's the same maths he uses when calculating how long he's been with deek and how much debt he's got (reminder its none cause covid wis good tae him)

And the same maths when he’s calculating how many hunners and hunners of huns send him messages daily