Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean

[DilysMcGillis]

New thread title Xmas decorate with Mario

I am bleeping deceased at that post “if I “Mario” were to decorate” Is it not going to really be him, then? FFS! It causes me genuine physical pain to decipher his shite. Next thread title - De-croc-ating with “Mario”

 

[Very Cherry]

I am bleeping deceased at that post “if I “Mario” were to decorate” Is it not going to really be him, then? FFS! It causes me genuine physical pain to decipher his shite. Next thread title - De-croc-ating with “Mario”

Dilys, your avatar photo cracks me up.

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Dilys, your avatar photo cracks me up.

The OG since 2018, ma lovelei, so aye

 

[maidmaz]

I am bleeping deceased at that post “if I “Mario” were to decorate” Is it not going to really be him, then? FFS! It causes me genuine physical pain to decipher his shite. Next thread title - De-croc-ating with “Mario”

I Mario patron saint of Xmas creator of bespoke candy lames and supporter of small business including b and ms

 

[Very Cherry]

I cannae believe that Marion has been away t B&M or Home Bargains AGAIN and buying mare shite t fill his hovel we. Could he nae do something else for a change. 🥱

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The OG since 2018, ma lovelei, so aye

Lmao your display picture always cracks me up too It’s so funny! He’s the OG of being a total nugget and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What's with all the teeny tiny cups and so forth.

 

[MurielFinster]

I cannae believe that Marion has been away t B&M or Home Bargains AGAIN and buying mare shite t fill his hovel we. Could he nae do something else for a change. 🥱

It was B&m and savers I seen him with bags from today. He looked like a Wee droont rat in a sleeping bag.
Bore off.

 

[twilightgarden]

The wee woodlouse has me decked @hopethishelpsallthebest

 

[Very Cherry]

What's with all the teeny tiny cups and so forth.
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The details on your bespoke pictures are . I’d love a wee nose through the photos on your phone ma lovelei.

It was B&m and savers I seen him with bags from today. He looked like a Wee droont rat in a sleeping bag.
Bore off.

Is that in walking distance of his abode? I honestly couldn’t be arsed haking round that shops of shite buying utter crap on a weekend and paying bus fares to do it. He didn’t seem to be out long enough today to even go for lunch or anything.

 

[Freefalling]

Dying to find out these plans he has next weekend

 

[doreenforeen]

I’ll bet she can blow smoke rings oot of her hoof. She looks a rough wan, nae doubt

It’s like a folded mattress nae debates

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The details on your bespoke pictures are . I’d love a wee nose through the photos on your phone ma lovelei.

it's pretty much like this ma lovelei!

 

[Babybail93]

Why does he always do this tit when I’m at work? So much to decipher from the day! The pretending he is going to be the next Carol Smillie, the absolute word garbage on that post about insta, buying even more shite!

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Um, so aye. When are the monstrosities decorations going up? He’s confusing me so much.
Also, what in the name of duck is “gingerbread lane”. Oh my lovelies it’s gonna be like an evil Santa went into that hovel and threw up everywhere

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Sorry that I “Margrit” was angry last night Ma lovelies but these instacunts that post stuff they know nothing about really fucks me off.

A hope youse huv aw been take B&M, The Range, Home Bargains and Poundland to buy hunners a shite and noo aw cosy cosy.

Tonsalove,
M xxx

 

[doreenforeen]

Utterly needed


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Edward scissor hands got a haud a him

 

[jolene89]

Mario forgets he could literally delete Instagram tomorrow if it affects him that much!!! It’s him that chooses to be on the app. duck me he really is thick as shite. The second hand embarrassment I get for him is off the charts. Nae debates!

 

[Very Cherry]

it's pretty much like this ma lovelei!
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Pyoor stunning. You’ve got a talent there ma lovelei, I’d have no idea how t make such bespoke images.

 

[MurielFinster]

The details on your bespoke pictures are . I’d love a wee nose through the photos on your phone ma lovelei.


Is that in walking distance of his abode? I honestly couldn’t be arsed haking round that shops of shite buying utter crap on a weekend and paying bus fares to do it. He didn’t seem to be out long enough today to even go for lunch or anything.

He did need to get a bus, he was in Clydebank with Derek trailing behind as usual