This is just too wholesome. What an amazing thing to do! I know it’s not the same at all but a woman outside McDonald’s last night shouted excuse me and I was ready to say I don’t have any money sorry as I never have it on me. And she said will you buy me a burger. I was stunned and was like erm ok. I’m skint so had only gone in to use my monopoly vouchers but I got her a burger and she was so grateful. I drove away and saw her eating it and I could have cried.
Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean
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Even Tena lady coodni stop me pishing myself when ah saw this 
Its a bit like a bespoke 'arse whole'what the duck is a loop whole
Madge ma lovelie, I have to ask if you’re pishing yersel we laughter or if you’re pishing yersel we the thought of Marion coming to yer hoose and decorating your tress?
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Is he wanting his fans to think that he’s got a tv show interested for him to ‘decorate with Mario’ just like there is ‘declutter with Stacey’?
My Shereen Nanjiani is as dry as Marion's lips at the thought of him coming tae my gaff with his plastic wintum horrors.Madge ma lovelie, I have to ask if you’re pishing yersel we laughter or if you’re pishing yersel we the thought of Marion coming to yer hoose and decorating your tress?
Officially declaring me, “orangeboom” bleeping deed at the thought of that tiny little twit tipping up at someone’s hoose to decorate the tress
It's sometimes the smallest of actions have the greatest impact so it is exactly the same - you made sure she didn't go hungry
Imagine 2 months of bloody Xmas decorations? Hell no. He'll be sick looking at it by next weekend never mind mid December the amount of batteries he'll go thru will rival Ann Summers
My wean & i were carving pumpkins last night and this clown is packing his away and its not even been Halloween. So much for Hocus Pocus season
What a life
the amount of batteries he'll go thru will rival Ann Summers My wean & i were carving pumpkins last night and this clown is packing his away and its not even been Halloween. So much for Hocus Pocus season
What a life
Lovelies having Mario come in my hoose,with a front and back door, to ‘decorate’ would stress me out and Mr strictly would launch him straight oot of the front or back door.
If this happens someone needs to take one for the team and apply @Babybail93 im looking at you
If this happens someone needs to take one for the team and apply @Babybail93 im looking at you
Decorate with Mario!
Absolutely not!
I have Christmas ornaments he could only dream of having cause you can't Klarna vintage pieces handed down from the generations.
Would I f*ck let him put his shakey wee scawny hawns on my stuff.
I'd be scared he comes in ma hoose and claims squatters rights. Spare rooms bigger than his pokey flat.
Absolutely not!
I have Christmas ornaments he could only dream of having cause you can't Klarna vintage pieces handed down from the generations.
Would I f*ck let him put his shakey wee scawny hawns on my stuff.
I'd be scared he comes in ma hoose and claims squatters rights. Spare rooms bigger than his pokey flat.
His Instagram story is ridiculous! All ‘influencers’ want success and are doing it for just that ESPECIALLY him. Why is he spending 1000’s of pounds on crap for content ! It talks so much tit! If you are not trying to make a career on it marion . Go private , make it a personal account for friends and family like normal people ? No because you are a desperate little bleep
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I mean, I’d rather tit in my hands and clap than let that bleep near my Xmas decorations
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Long-time lurker but new to posting hope it’s ok to join yous?
I’ve followed this absolute melt for about a year now just for the sheer entertainment, so glad there’s a group for him. Reading your comments has had me pissing myself all morning
Long-time lurker but new to posting hope it’s ok to join yous?
I’ve followed this absolute melt for about a year now just for the sheer entertainment, so glad there’s a group for him. Reading your comments has had me pissing myself all morning
I Mario has killed me off. That has got to be worked into the next thread title - by someone far funnier & cleverer than me!
Would I duck want him near my house
Starting to think that he got his phone in the clearance bin. Faulty cause it was missing any punctuation marks except this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
He can't say much.. then proceeds to tell what it is man can't even keep his own secrets in.
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